(Pittsburgh, PA) After the successful introduction of its oversized powered recliner seating with folding food trays, Cinemark has announced the next level of comfort cinema viewing will be available at its Settler’s Ridge location from…
Read More
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) With the 2022 elections looming, GOP candidates are eager to win former President Trump’s favor given his continued popularity with the party base. But they were all disappointed today when Trump revealed who…
The ongoing sage of the future plans for the Pittsburgh Steelers entered a new chapter today, with word the team was relocating to Pittsburg, CA. Owner Art Rooney II said it was a simple matter…
The internet was up in arms today over a tweet by Ohio congressman Jim Jordan, accusing him of disavowing the effectiveness of government even as he collects a paycheck working in government. However his physician…
WHAT: YIKES! I’M DOING IT WRONG: 14 Reasons Why Your Life Stinks & How To Fix It WHERE: AMAZON WHEN: 18th March 2021 but available for Pre-Order NOW! HOW MUCH: $4.99 (or 69% of the…
Following the highly successful presentation of their impeachment case in the Senate, Democrats expressed deep concern today that President Trump’s team will respond by mounting an insanity defense. Such an approach, if successful, would mean…
(Atlanta, GA) The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a special call to the nation’s crazy uncles to do their bit to help prevent the spread of COVID-19 this holiday season. “We strongly…
MEDICAL BRIEF: As the public wonder about the side effects of President Trump’s medications – particularly the known tendency of high-dose steroids like the dexamethasone he is taking to cause, aggression, delirium and delusions of…
(The White House) There were mild scenes of awkwardness at the nomination ceremony of Amy Coney Barrett on Saturday when she paused proceedings to take a very important phone call. “Sorry but I have to…
meme/mēm/Learn to pronouncenoun an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.a humorous image, video, piece of text,…
At his latest press conference, coronavirus task force leader Mike Pence has given an update on the measures taken to contain the spread of criticism of President Trump “We’ve made some great advances in generating…
Starting today, the coronavirus said it intends to give daily briefings on its progress and the ineffectiveness of steps taken by the Trump Administration to halt it. The virus said it felt a responsibility to…
Emboldened by his Supreme Court appointments and acquittal in the Senate on impeachment charges, President Trump has denounced what he described as an outdated boring Constitution that is holding the country back. “We need a…
Citing the massive workload of retaliation facing him now that the impeachment process was over, President Trump has announced the new position of Revenge Czar to assist him in getting back at all the people…
The mood in the White House took a giant turn for the worse today when Alan Dersowitz called to say he’s just learned of new evidence the Democrats are determined to enter into the record….
In a further sign that the Democrats have made a more compelling case for removing President Trump than Republicans expected, Vice President Mike Pence was caught practicing something in front of a mirror today, according…
As they settle down to a financially independent life in North America, Meghan & Harry announced they have taken the first mandatory step towards becoming commercially viable mega-celebrities in the social media age. “The sextape…
President Trump appears to have won over a new demographic – the nation’s felines – after going on an unhinged rant against wind power and possibly wind itself too. Amidst a torrent of accusations directed…
Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has let it be known that he is unhappy with how he is viewed by the public these days. “You have one instance of raping and sexually assaulting untold numbers…
