MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif — Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) announces the beta release of its latest product offering, Google Climate. In addition to providing up to date weather information integrated with google maps and google earth,…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Meteorologists are warning that a heavy precipitation system threatening Pittsburgh is going to be more serious that expected, and they have consequently revised their forecast. “We are upgrading this system to Buy all…
(Pittsburgh PA) A local man who is opposed to clean energy and has steadfastly maintained the idea of wind farms is ‘plain stupid’ was tragically blown off the porch of his Bellevue home this evening…
With temperatures almost in the sixties just days after the City was literally frozen shut, the Pittsburgh Weather has finally agreed it needs help. “Clearly I am not well.” Following an examination by qualified medical…
President Trump said he felt for the millions of Americans suffering from the extreme cold temperatures caused by the Polar Vortex, and wanted to help out by offering them some useful advise. “Simply relocate to…
(Washington, DC) As the polar vortex causes temperatures to plunge, residents of Washington DC are seeking hot air anyway they can, with thousands of them gathering around President Trump. “Keep talking Mister President.” Happy to…
President Trump is engaging in urgent consultations, including with Democrats, about the very real possibility of a comprehensive border wall after the general population has suddenly come out massively in favor of funding one. There…
The arctic chill is coming and it’s as real as store-bought pierogies are bad. Make sure you’re prepared by following Breaking Burgh’s top tips for surviving a polar vortex. Don’t buy milk, bread or toilet…
With temperatures set to plunge dramatically midweek, local forecasters are issuing their recommendations for how to deal with the seriously cold weather. “Leave Pittsburgh right now or prepare for death.” Even the President didn’t escape…
As temperatures plunge again with more precipitation on the way, City Government has finally taken the step that many have been urging for years. “The resolution to ban snow within City Limits is adopted.” The…
With Pittsburgh wondering exactly what happened to the snowmageddon they were so eagerly looking forward to this weekend, local station WTAE said it was switching up its forecasting method in a bid to be more…
As Pittburghers hold vigils and say goodbye to loved ones, Mayor Peduto has said there will be serious consequences if the current predicted snowfall turns out to be a false alarm. “I have ordered that…
(Belleau Wood, France, 11th November 2018) All was solemn in the Republic of France today as gentle rainfall everywhere marked the six hour anniversary of the victory over President Trump earlier in the day. “This…
The United Nations is facing criticism today for releasing a report that warns of catastrophic changes within a generation without considering the implications for users of the phrase “It’s not the end of the world”….
The National Weather Service has issued a warning that the same formation that struck the nation with such ferocity last Thursday will probably strike again later this week. “Do not underestimate the belligerence of this…
Whereas scientists and meteorologists have long warned people of the risk of getting wet during hurricanes and floods, they never before specified the liquid responsible. “Because we didn’t know.” But all that has changed now…
(Wilmington, NC) As if the damage caused by Hurricane Florence wasn’t bad enough, North Carolina was subjected to more misery today as what is being described by meteorologists as a very unpleasant and dangerous formation…
As Hurricane Florence continues to cause havoc throughout North and South Carolina, there have been widespread requests for help – and also for Republican legislators who banned scientific studies of the dangers of rising sea…
The largest ever gathering of White Supremacists is being held in North Carolina in Friday, according to very reliable sources. “All you tiki-torchbearers from Charlottesville, we want to see you in Myrtle Beach!” It’s been…
As FEMA prepared to ship masses of paper towels to the areas where Hurricane Florence is predicted to land, President Trump today promised his administration will do the utmost to help those affected. “You will…