The largest ever gathering of White Supremacists is being held in North Carolina in Friday, according to very reliable sources. “All you tiki-torchbearers from Charlottesville, we want to see you in Myrtle Beach!” It’s been…
As FEMA prepared to ship masses of paper towels to the areas where Hurricane Florence is predicted to land, President Trump today promised his administration will do the utmost to help those affected. “You will…
The United States said its farewells to North and South Carolina today, after President Trump announced that federal disaster aid to the states following landfall of Hurricane Florence would be ‘as successful as it was…
Determined to make the best of a bad situation, Mayor Peduto has announced a new plan to accept that the rain isn’t ever going to let up and that Pittsburgh is now a partially submerged…
In a dramatic about-face, President Trump has announced he will sign up to the Paris agreement to limit climate change after all, and is even demanding stricter goals than the 2°C limit it calls for….
With temperatures stuck in the single digits, Pitt Engineering major Jason Friese said he has been forced to dig through the clothes in his dorm to find the longest pair of shorts he has in…
In a highly unusual meterological event, a level 3 hurricane named Ophelia is set to hit the Emerald Isle, leading to intense concern that a visit by President Trump may be imminent. “He went to…
President Trump is defending himself against criticisms of his recent comments that FEMA and the military won’t be in Puerto Rico forever, saying that does not mean aid will cease once they leave. “I have…
Already reeling from the devastating effects of hurricane Maria, Puerto Ricans are now facing another dangerous formation predicted to hit the island. “Landfall is expected on Tuesday, and it won’t be pretty.” Unlike Maria, which…
Everyone knows hurricanes – like lightening – never strike the same place twice, which is why President Trump says the next big hurricane will drive water into Mexico which will then flow into the United…
(Sarasota, FL) A grateful manatee rescued from a beach where it was stranded by receding waters due to hurricane Irma has said it plans to live life to the fullest from now on after being…
Noting that that the ‘Fake News Media’ is focusing exclusively on Hurricane Florance when discussing the damage along the East Coast, President Trump said today that weather the whole year round shares in the blame….
In a day packed with weather news, meteorologists have downgraded the person known as Ann Coulter to subhuman category status. They say this should come as no surprise and follows a fairly consistent trajectory. “Ann…
Speaking from the safety of Washington DC, President Trump has declared that all those affected by hurricane Irma will be made whole again, and without it costing the American taxpayer a dime. “I vow to…
The largest ever gathering of White Supremacists is being held in South Florida this weekend, according to very reliable sources. “All you tiki-torchbearers from Charlottesville, we want to see you there!” It’s been put together…
Despite criticizing the President for spending so much time at his Mar-a-lago resort at the beginning of his term, the American public appears to have abruptly dropped its objections to Trump spending time at his…
Seeking to show he understands what the Houston flood victims are going through, Pastor Joel Osteen has shared the story of a time he was nearly drowned after cash came in faster than his religious…
Keen to avoid the fate of George W Bush in the wake of Katrina, President Trump is personally involving himself in the Hurricane Harvey disaster by advising those in the flooding areas on how to…
With Hurricane Harvey bearing down on the United States, many Americans are positively upbeat, saying this is one catastrophe for which blame cannot be laid at their feet. “At least a hurricane is something you…
Kim Jong-un has upped the ante yet again with his most recent threat to block the Sun from shining using the latest in space-based North Korean offensive technology. “We will darken the star that shines…