(London, UK) The Embassy of Ecuador in central London is breathing a sigh of relief today after what it described as a seven year Airbnb nightmare. “You just don’t know who you’re going to get.”…
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Vowing that he still intends to build a border wall with Mexico just like he promised on the campaign trail, President Trump addressed the issue of cost today by saying he plans to reduce it…
With the nuclear summit between President Trump and North Korean despot Kim Jong-un over, staff at the hotel where the North Korean delegation stayed said they can already see great changes as a result. “Since…
Asked to explain why talks in Vietnam broke down, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wasted no time allocating blame today. “Negotiating with that fat despot who owes everything to his dad is impossible!” Jong-un says…
(Hanoi, Vietnam) The second Trump-Kim nuclear summit has ended abruptly with no agreement, after a dispute arose between the two leaders. “Sadly, there appeared to be no way through the impasse.” The deadlock arose when…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un pledged today to bring up the issue of human rights violations by the United States during nuclear summit between himself and President Trump. “Though our first successful meeting purposefully avoided…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has expressed his profound gratitude to Russian President Vladimir Putin for loaning him President Trump for a second time. “You and the Russian people are most generous with your stooge.”…
(Pyongyang, DPRK) North Korean leaderKim Jong-un is said to have canceled all his scheduled business to study video footage of Nancy Pelosi in an attempt to increase his sarcasm energy before meeting President Trump in…
(The Underworld) Speaking on behalf of himself and all the residents in his charge, The Devil has informed Donald Tusk that Brexiters do not deserve a special place in hell, as that would be very…
(State Department) Secretary of State Mike Pompeo took time today to explain the President’s decision to suspend a nuclear arms treaty with Russia in light of how negatively it has been received. “The reason is…
(Caracas,Venezuela) The government of Venezuela condemned efforts by the United States to interfere in its internal affairs today, saying that such attempts were in flagrant violation of international order. “One sovereign Banana Republic does not…
(Riyadh) Following a ‘stressful few weeks’ where things were ‘touch-and-go’ following the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, the Saudi Government has quietly resumed its policy of cutting up its critics while they are still alive. “Thankfully common sense has prevailed over hysteria.” The leader of the hit…
In a dramatic about turn, the Government of Mexico has agreed to reimburse the United States in full for the money President Trump will spend building his wall. “When your President originally said we should…
President Trump has denied reports he works for Russia after an FBI report raised the question. “I’m still just an unpaid intern right now.” President Putin confirmed his statement, saying, though he showed great promise,…
The vexing issue of Brexit was finally put to rest today, as the European Union took the unilateral act of drowning the United Kingdom to put it out of its misery. EU Commission President Jean-Claude…
On a day when regrets of war filled the news, a heartwarming story has emerged concerning an insecure employee who was worried about meeting with his boss, only to learn he was doing a good…
As moments of silence and solemnity were held in numerous countries today, WWI or the First World War announced that is doing away with what it calls its stupid nickname, ‘The War To End All…
Following the release of a report last month warning the world’s governments that they had only 10 years to reverse course before a sequence of cataclysmic events would occur, the United Nations released an updated…
An inert Pershing II missile at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum is cheering the impending U.S. withdrawal from the INF treaty signed by Ronald Reagan and Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev in 1987 to rid…
The Government of Saudi Arabia has abruptly changed its story about the disappearance of U.S. resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, confirming that his death was their responsibility after all. “He had been causing…