(Academy of Military Science, Beijing) As part of its military planning, Chinese leaders have long focused on unconventional methods to attack the United States should relations become hostile, including cyber warfare and undermining US infrastructure….
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(Oslo, Norway) The chairperson of the Nobel committee announced today that former US President Donald J. Trump was the leading contender for its newly established prize recognizing the biggest piece of shit contributing to general disruption…
(Zabul Provence, Afghanistan) Though the year is far from over, Taliban leaders today announced their 2021 Warrior of the Year, which recognizes the individual who has shown the most daring and initiative in attacking their…
The 2020 election found closure today after victor Joe Biden received a phone call from his opponent in the race, Vladimir Putin, conceding the election. Though some had expected the concession call to come from…
(Ottawa, ON) Having already pledged to resettle tens of thousands of Syrian refugees, the Canadian government of Justin Trudeau is moving ahead with plans to deal with an even larger refugee crisis – the influx of…
(Pyongyang, DPRK) After seeing him give an update on President Trump’s condition, Kim Jong-un today extended an invitation to Dr. Sean Conley to head up the State Media apparatus of the nation he rules with…
(Oslo, Norway) News that Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize has caused widespread outrage, but not in the country charged with selecting the shortlist and the ultimate recipient. In fact they are…
(Moscow, CIS) Mere days after his announcement that Russia had approved a vaccine for COVID-19 in record time, Vladimir Putin today revealed he had done it again, in this case developing a vaccine that prevents…
Vladimir Putin today declared that his COVID-19 vaccine – which gained the approval of authorities in record time – has no bad side effects, though he emphasized that the same cannot be said of questioning…
Scientists and political observers today revealed there is now overwhelming evidence to suggest that the Secretary of State was purposely created in a Russian Laboratory and not born in California as he maintains. “Clearly Mike…
Following rampant speculation that he was in a vegetative state or even dead, Kim Jong Un has returned to public life after being seen opening a fertilizer plant. The ruthless despot explained the reason behind…
News that Kim Jong Un is in a vegetative state following a botched operation is the talk of the intelligence community in the United States. However officials cautioned against rushing into any negotiations between President…
An emergency meeting of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) has provisionally agreed on a plan to deal with the stark collapse in oil prices, which has led to oil futures contracts entering…
Russian Premier Vladimir Putin admitted today to being somewhat unforthcoming about the number of coronavirus cases in Russia, but unequivocally denied he was playing down the seriousness the coronavirus posed, saying people were mixing him…
(Dublin, Ireland) In a further sign of the impact of the coronavirus across the world, all St. Patrick’s Day parades in Ireland have been cancelled. Taoiseach Leo Varadkar said it was important for the well-being…
The state visit of President Trump to India is said to be off to a great start. However that is being threatened due to a perceived slight Trump says he is not pleased about regarding…
President Trump will make a state visit to India in late February, the White House announced today. A spokesperson also noted that the President intends to make a formal apology on behalf of the United…
(Moscow, Russian Federation) In a short statement the Kremlin has announced that Senator Mitch McConnell has been selected as its Most Valuable Player (MVP) in the Impeachment Trial of President Trump. Officials said McConnell gave…
After decades of seemingly intractable conflict, the Middle East has reached a comprehensive peace settlement almost overnight. The historic achievement was reached after leaders there realized President Trump’s proposed peace plan for the region would…
President Trump has announced his perfect plan for peace in the Middle East, which he says is a huge step forward compared to the failed efforts of his predecessors. Trump added that, unlike them, he…
