(London, UK) During an interview on BBC’s Newsnight program, Prince Andrew has addmitted to having deep regrets from the time of his friendship with the late pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. “I should have…
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Despite emerging victorious in the early hours of November 9 to the surprise of many, Vladimir Putin’s success in propelling Donald Trump to the White House has nevertheless been plagued with accusations that the American…
(The White House) Insisting he had no hard feelings over not being able to host the next G7 meeting at his own resort, President Trump today announced the new location. “It will be held at…
(Northern Syria) A large group of ISIS fighters who escaped following the abrupt withdrawl of U.S. Forces from the region have sent word to the White House that President’s Trump’s generosity towards them will not…
Following the release of a report warning the world’s governments that they had only 10 years to reverse course before a sequence of cataclysmic events would occur, the United Nations today released an updated report…
(The Kremlin) Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be fuming today after being briefed on President Trump’s phonecall with his Ukrainian counterpart. “This is an outrage!” Putin left no-one in any doubt that he…
The vexing issue of Brexit was finally put to rest today, as the European Union took the unilateral act of drowning the United Kingdom to put it out of its misery. EU Commission President Jean-Claude…
(Kiev) Ukrainians were said to be happy today as they threw themselves back to fighting insurgents in the eastern part of the country. “Finally something to take our minds off that awful man!” Following allegations…
The Islamic Republic of Iran is preparing for open confrontation with President Trump, saying it now has an ace up its sleeve that will ensure victory. “We have found his weak spot.” Rather than nuclear…
(Camp David, MD) Proposed peace talks between President Trump and a delegation representing the Taliban leadership of Afghanistan have been called off. Political analysts said it is almost certainly for the best. “How can we…
At cookouts all across the United States, the infamous AMEXIT vote that took place during the Continental Congress in 1776 is being celebrated. On that 2nd day of July (the anniversary celebrated is actually the…
With the G20 summit over, some of the more unusual happenings are now being discussed by World Leaders. French President Emmanuel Marcon said perhaps the strangest of all was the appearance of Phoebe Buffay at…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has expressed his profound gratitude to Russian President Vladimir Putin for loaning him President Trump yet another time. “You and the Russian people are most generous with your stooge.” Putin…
(Japan) U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian Premier Vladimir Putin have met in person again at the G20 meeting, with smiles all around. Both men appeared to enjoy each others company, and Trump was pleased…
After having applied tough sanctions against the leader of the Iranian Revolution, Ayatollah Khomeini, President Trump today applied the same punitive measures to a number of other sworn enemies of the American people. “Fidel Castro will…
Russian President Vladimir Putin privately expressed concerns today that the United States voting public may freely decide the outcome of the upcoming 2020 Presidential election in what he described as a huge step backwards for…
Sources within the White House have confirmed that President Trump ordered a military strike on Iran Thursday night, but it came to nothing at the very last second. The President had ordered the strike and…
(Pyongyang DPRK)North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has paid tribute to his friend President Trump on the occasion of his 73rd birthday, saying he has a special gift for him. “In honor of this momentous occasion I…
(Doonbeg, Ireland) A pint of Guinness has spoken out saying that what it always suspected to be true is indeed the case – Trumps do not travel well. “I’m well aware that many people say…
(London, UK) Reigning British monarch Queen Elizabeth has reversed her long-stated position that she will die on the throne, and abdicated earlier today with immediate effect. In the surprise move, the Queen – who is…