The vexing issue of Brexit was finally put to rest today, as the European Union took the unilateral act of drowning the United Kingdom to put it out of its misery. EU Commission President Jean-Claude…

On a day when regrets of war filled the news, a heartwarming story has emerged concerning an insecure employee who was worried about meeting with his boss, only to learn he was doing a good…

Saying he had a feeling this day would come, self-styled neo-Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-un has relinquished his unofficial crown as the world’s craziest leader of a sovereign nation. His decision came after watching a rerun…

The White House has confirmed that President Trump issued orders in his role as Commander in Chief of the military to attack all of the countries that laughed at him during his speech to the…

A deeply imbedded Russian intelligence agent operating in Washington DC is being recalled to Moscow to receive updated instructions from his handlers in the Kremlin, according to reports leaked to all major news outlets. Sources…

Queen Elizabeth II announced today that she was keen to take care of unfinished business before her time on the throne comes to an end, and top of the list was taking punitive action over…