Russian Premier Vladimir Putin admitted today to being somewhat unforthcoming about the number of coronavirus cases in Russia, but unequivocally denied he was playing down the seriousness the coronavirus posed, saying people were mixing him…
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(Dublin, Ireland) In a further sign of the impact of the coronavirus across the world, all St. Patrick’s Day parades in Ireland have been cancelled. Taoiseach Leo Varadkar said it was important for the well-being…
The state visit of President Trump to India is said to be off to a great start. However that is being threatened due to a perceived slight Trump says he is not pleased about regarding…
President Trump will make a state visit to India in late February, the White House announced today. A spokesperson also noted that the President intends to make a formal apology on behalf of the United…
(Moscow, Russian Federation) In a short statement the Kremlin has announced that Senator Mitch McConnell has been selected as its Most Valuable Player (MVP) in the Impeachment Trial of President Trump. Officials said McConnell gave…
After decades of seemingly intractable conflict, the Middle East has reached a comprehensive peace settlement almost overnight. The historic achievement was reached after leaders there realized President Trump’s proposed peace plan for the region would…
President Trump has announced his perfect plan for peace in the Middle East, which he says is a huge step forward compared to the failed efforts of his predecessors. Trump added that, unlike them, he…
US Vice President Mike Pence appeared to be snubbed by Prince Charles recently when he briskly moved past him. The Royal has sought to quickly stiffle speculation as to what happened by explaining why he…
As the Impeachment Trial continues in the Senate, President Trump responded today to a reporter’s question about his dealings with Ukraine with a robust denial. “Ukraine? Never heard of it.” Trump conceded he knew Russia,…
The Queen has announced that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will no longer hold on to their HRH titles as they seek to live a self-sufficient independent life. Reached for comment, Price Harry, who…
In a speech denouncing the West, Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has taken the country’s dispute with the United States – which has already involved assassination and missiles fired at US bases – to a new…
(London, UK) The highly anticipated meeting between the Queen and Prince Harry to resolve his status has been moved from her Sandringham Estate to the Tower of London, according to a statement released by Buckingham…
The Canadian people have issued an apology for their behaviour after getting mildly incensed by a NYT article describing their country as ‘sprawling’ & ‘bone chillingly cold’. “We profusely apologize for being so rude but…
In a further blow to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, one of her dorgis has announced that it intends to redefine its role as a royal pet in order to spend more around public fire…
The Islamic Republic of Iran has confirmed that it shot down a loaded passanger jet headed for Kiev, after categorically denied the fact for days on end. “Oh, you meant THAT Ukrainian airliner.” President Hassan…
(The White House) Citing its bravery when the moment of truth came, President Trump today awarded the Medal of Honor to the MQ-9 Reaper drone that killed Iranian General Quassem Soleimani. “You were not afraid…
Asked today what he thought about Trump’s drone strike on a top Iranian General, Presidential friend Kid Rock gave an answer that took everyone by surprise. “I’ve had a good while to think about this…
(Riyahd) Saudi Arabia has announced it has handed down death sentences to five people in the killing of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. “Their crime is all the worse for them killing one of their…
Officials have warned that Kim Jong-un is testing a ballistic missile capable of reaching the continental United States over the holiday period. However the North Korean leader has confirmed that the launch is nothing to…
The United Kingdom has elected Boris Johnson and the Conservative party for another five years with a commanding majority. Though many reason, including Brexit, has been given for the victory, a study has found it…