Disavowing rumors he doesn’t want to visit the United Kingdom anymore because he is not popular there, President Trump has indicated he will instead be making a State Visit to the Wizarding World of Harry…

(Tel Aviv, Israel) After ruling out the immediate transfer of the United States embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, President Trump has nevertheless committed to a new embassy building which will be built on top…

An explosion in Kabul that killed 80 people recently that had been excited to make its big breakthrough on American television is asking itself where it all went wrong. The dispirited explosion believed the sheer…

Arriving in Israel today, U.S. President Donald Trump said he planned to settle the Israeli-Palestinian issue before he left and asked where the mock boardroom he requested was. Hearing there wasn’t one, he ordered the…

Russian officials confessed today to deliberately fooling U.S. President Donald Trump into revealing classified information using a technique suggested by one of their young children. During the meeting in the Oval Office, one of them…

Following his latest missile launch, lunatic leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un has been warned by China not to test the resolve of the lunatic leader of the United States. “Do not think you can…

Russian President Vladimir Putin sent condolences today over the unfortunate accident that took Sally Yates’s life tomorrow. “It is so tragic what has befallen her twenty fours hours from now.” Yates, who was last seen…

(London, UK) A surprise Downing Street announcement by Prime Minister Theresa May had the British Press abuzz with rumors this morning. Reflecting the loyalty of her staff, there were no leaks to give advance notice…