US Vice President Mike Pence appeared to be snubbed by Prince Charles recently when he briskly moved past him. The Royal has sought to quickly stiffle speculation as to what happened by explaining why he…
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As the Impeachment Trial continues in the Senate, President Trump responded today to a reporter’s question about his dealings with Ukraine with a robust denial. “Ukraine? Never heard of it.” Trump conceded he knew Russia,…
The Queen has announced that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will no longer hold on to their HRH titles as they seek to live a self-sufficient independent life. Reached for comment, Price Harry, who…
In a speech denouncing the West, Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has taken the country’s dispute with the United States – which has already involved assassination and missiles fired at US bases – to a new…
(London, UK) The highly anticipated meeting between the Queen and Prince Harry to resolve his status has been moved from her Sandringham Estate to the Tower of London, according to a statement released by Buckingham…
The Canadian people have issued an apology for their behaviour after getting mildly incensed by a NYT article describing their country as ‘sprawling’ & ‘bone chillingly cold’. “We profusely apologize for being so rude but…
In a further blow to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, one of her dorgis has announced that it intends to redefine its role as a royal pet in order to spend more around public fire…
The Islamic Republic of Iran has confirmed that it shot down a loaded passanger jet headed for Kiev, after categorically denied the fact for days on end. “Oh, you meant THAT Ukrainian airliner.” President Hassan…
(The White House) Citing its bravery when the moment of truth came, President Trump today awarded the Medal of Honor to the MQ-9 Reaper drone that killed Iranian General Quassem Soleimani. “You were not afraid…
Asked today what he thought about Trump’s drone strike on a top Iranian General, Presidential friend Kid Rock gave an answer that took everyone by surprise. “I’ve had a good while to think about this…
(Riyahd) Saudi Arabia has announced it has handed down death sentences to five people in the killing of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. “Their crime is all the worse for them killing one of their…
Officials have warned that Kim Jong-un is testing a ballistic missile capable of reaching the continental United States over the holiday period. However the North Korean leader has confirmed that the launch is nothing to…
The United Kingdom has elected Boris Johnson and the Conservative party for another five years with a commanding majority. Though many reason, including Brexit, has been given for the victory, a study has found it…
After a period of relative detante between the two countries, the conflict between the United States and North Korea has flared up again. North Korea fired one of the standard insults in its arsenal –…
(London, UK) During an interview on BBC’s Newsnight program, Prince Andrew has addmitted to having deep regrets from the time of his friendship with the late pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. “I should have…
Despite emerging victorious in the early hours of November 9 to the surprise of many, Vladimir Putin’s success in propelling Donald Trump to the White House has nevertheless been plagued with accusations that the American…
(The White House) Insisting he had no hard feelings over not being able to host the next G7 meeting at his own resort, President Trump today announced the new location. “It will be held at…
(Northern Syria) A large group of ISIS fighters who escaped following the abrupt withdrawl of U.S. Forces from the region have sent word to the White House that President’s Trump’s generosity towards them will not…
Following the release of a report warning the world’s governments that they had only 10 years to reverse course before a sequence of cataclysmic events would occur, the United Nations today released an updated report…
(The Kremlin) Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be fuming today after being briefed on President Trump’s phonecall with his Ukrainian counterpart. “This is an outrage!” Putin left no-one in any doubt that he…