(Camp David, MD) Proposed peace talks between President Trump and a delegation representing the Taliban leadership of Afghanistan have been called off. Political analysts said it is almost certainly for the best. “How can we…
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At cookouts all across the United States, the infamous AMEXIT vote that took place during the Continental Congress in 1776 is being celebrated. On that 2nd day of July (the anniversary celebrated is actually the…
With the G20 summit over, some of the more unusual happenings are now being discussed by World Leaders. French President Emmanuel Marcon said perhaps the strangest of all was the appearance of Phoebe Buffay at…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has expressed his profound gratitude to Russian President Vladimir Putin for loaning him President Trump yet another time. “You and the Russian people are most generous with your stooge.” Putin…
(Japan) U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian Premier Vladimir Putin have met in person again at the G20 meeting, with smiles all around. Both men appeared to enjoy each others company, and Trump was pleased…
After having applied tough sanctions against the leader of the Iranian Revolution, Ayatollah Khomeini, President Trump today applied the same punitive measures to a number of other sworn enemies of the American people. “Fidel Castro will…
Russian President Vladimir Putin privately expressed concerns today that the United States voting public may freely decide the outcome of the upcoming 2020 Presidential election in what he described as a huge step backwards for…
Sources within the White House have confirmed that President Trump ordered a military strike on Iran Thursday night, but it came to nothing at the very last second. The President had ordered the strike and…
(Pyongyang DPRK)North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has paid tribute to his friend President Trump on the occasion of his 73rd birthday, saying he has a special gift for him. “In honor of this momentous occasion I…
(Doonbeg, Ireland) A pint of Guinness has spoken out saying that what it always suspected to be true is indeed the case – Trumps do not travel well. “I’m well aware that many people say…
(London, UK) Reigning British monarch Queen Elizabeth has reversed her long-stated position that she will die on the throne, and abdicated earlier today with immediate effect. In the surprise move, the Queen – who is…
News reports have detailed how the wife of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi has helped in the search for the ISIS leader, who recently released a propaganda film for the first time in years. However CIA…
The world has been shocked but not totally surprised to learn that Kim Jong-un has executed a number of top North Korean diplomats in what appears to be his latest purge. The executions were reportedly…
(London, UK) The Embassy of Ecuador in central London is breathing a sigh of relief today after what it described as a seven year Airbnb nightmare. “You just don’t know who you’re going to get.”…
Vowing that he still intends to build a border wall with Mexico just like he promised on the campaign trail, President Trump addressed the issue of cost today by saying he plans to reduce it…
With the nuclear summit between President Trump and North Korean despot Kim Jong-un over, staff at the hotel where the North Korean delegation stayed said they can already see great changes as a result. “Since…
Asked to explain why talks in Vietnam broke down, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wasted no time allocating blame today. “Negotiating with that fat despot who owes everything to his dad is impossible!” Jong-un says…
(Hanoi, Vietnam) The second Trump-Kim nuclear summit has ended abruptly with no agreement, after a dispute arose between the two leaders. “Sadly, there appeared to be no way through the impasse.” The deadlock arose when…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un pledged today to bring up the issue of human rights violations by the United States during nuclear summit between himself and President Trump. “Though our first successful meeting purposefully avoided…
(Pyongyang, DPRK) North Korean leaderKim Jong-un is said to have canceled all his scheduled business to study video footage of Nancy Pelosi in an attempt to increase his sarcasm energy before meeting President Trump in…