The CDC has issued a warning to the public about a new strain of idiot it has identified that believes the flu vaccine works just fine to prevent coronavirus infections.
“We believe it mutated out of a pre-existing strain to be even more dangerous and idiotic than ever before.”
They say the hazards of being near this new strain cannot be overestimated as it is highly infectious, with those of a right-of-center worldview being especially vulnerable.
“Senator Lindsey Graham had a severe exposure and has never been the same since.”
It urges people to be vigiliant and to maintain a safe distance to avoid contracting any stupid ideas.
“Look for an idiot who is totally confident in his abilities even though he don’t appear to know a damn thing about anything.”
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