Chicago Server Denies Spitting At Eric Trump “He’s not my type”

A server at a Chicago restaurant whom Eric Trump accused of spitting at him has emphatically denied that she did any such thing.

“He’s not my type.”

Police investigating the incident say fingering the culprit is complicated by the fact that there are so many potential suspects with a strong motive.

“There are tens of millions of them, including most of the other tables in the restaurant.”

They are also considering it could be the act of someone with a grudge against Gary Busey who decided to take it out on what they thought was a close relative.

“You don’t get to be Gary Busey for over seventy years without making some enemies.”

The investigation continues.

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27 Comments on "Chicago Server Denies Spitting At Eric Trump “He’s not my type”"

  1. He accused her. She denied it. That should be enough. Give her a seat on the Supreme Court.

  2. Says a lot about the type of people that harbor so much irrational hatred and so lost in their hypocritical ideology that they are celebrating this woman for such a immature and ridiculous act. You people are utterly pathetic. Seriously, grow up.

  3. I live in Chicago. The minute her name is released me and my friends are gonna pay her a visit and straighten her out if you know what I mean

  4. Sarah Palin Lice Attack | June 28, 2019 at 3:52 am | Reply

    It wasn’t spit. Its blood, Eric is on his period.

  5. Hillary won. Demand a popular vote, its 2019 not 1819.

  6. That was obviously not a Be Best moment. Lick my clit, Melanie.

  7. Snow flakes suck and spit too I guess. She is a low i.q. slug and probably working her permanent position in life ad scum salesman…I mean “It”!

  8. Randall Rahe | June 27, 2019 at 3:49 pm | Reply

    Chalk it up to experience Eric. Not like the first time someone has spit at you

  9. McNeill James | June 27, 2019 at 1:03 pm | Reply

    Do a d n a analysis and see who’stelling the truth ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  10. If you owned a restaurant, would you hav

    Hire a server who has problems with controlling her “spitter?” She might make a better valet parker or coat checker.

  11. Love it. That was nothing for what he deserve๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

  12. Cheryl Goddard | June 26, 2019 at 7:57 pm | Reply

    Wish I knew what restaurant in Chicago. I visit there frequently, and definitely would like to give them my business.

  13. I happen to know that server! Eric Trump should be ashamed of himself for insinuating that someone with a congenital birth defect, such as that servers, had ‘spit’ on him! It’s not that servers fault she was born with Salivationaryal Tuerettes Syndrome! She tries very hard to keep herself together, and even carries extra ‘nappie wipes’ for the occasional accident. Her coworkers and employer have been totally supportive!… but to have the son of the president claim she committed such an act is horrendous!
    Thanks, Eric! You’ve just undone years of therapy for the poor girl, you jerk!

  14. No one deserves to be spat on, shame on all of you!

  15. Maybe they have overactive salivary glands tongue banger!

  16. The guy is NOT worthy of spit

  17. Congrats to the person who did the spitting! I wish I Could of been there to see it!
    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  18. Spitting on the cognitively impaired is socially unacceptable. I would deny it too.

  19. This is the GREATEST ever!!! Who ever is the guilty spitter…, you r my hero, not just for the spit!! He’s not my type is best anti trump comeback EVER!#!#!#

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