Church Still Ablaze Following Visit By Former President Trump In Run-Up To Christmas

(Dallas, TX) First Baptist Church is still on fire following a visit by former President Trump for services in the week before Christmas, according to the area fire marshall. The unexplained blaze broke out while President Trump was in attendance signing bibles for his supporters.

“There was a terrific howl and then the bible he was signing burst into flames.

There were also reports from congregants of door and windows opening and slamming shut repeatedly all by themselves.

“And yet the weather was very calm that day.”

Local authorities have asked the former President to please notify them of any future appearances in the vicinity involving bibles or places of worship so they can be on hand.

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