Clorox Adds “Do Not Use As Directed By President” Warning To Products

Cleaning product maker Clorox has added a new warning to its bleach-based products advising consumers not to use them as directed by President Trump. A spokesperson for the company told customers not to be worried if the new warnings looked a little rough, as they never anticipated having to make a change like this.

“We’ve had to stamp them in situ on products already delivered to stores for now, but they’ll look better in future.”

The company reminded customers that its promise to kill 99.9% of germs does have some important caveats that were not spelt out with the level of detail required for some of the President’s supporters.

“That referes to germs on your non-porous kitchen countertop or toilet bowl rim, and not germs already deep inside your body tissues.”

They added that President Trump should not be used as a guide even for the normal cleaning tasks that their products are intended for.

“Something tells us he’s never had to clean a kitchen or a bathroom in his life, so what would he know about it?”

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15 Comments on "Clorox Adds “Do Not Use As Directed By President” Warning To Products"

  1. He wasnโ€™t using sarcasm, heโ€™s a dumb ass who said maybe we can inject cleaners. Heโ€™s a moron and to say it any different makes you a fool.

  2. This is for Nancy that said trump was being sarcastic with his comment: Please view that video and look at the faces of the experts and ask them if they thought he was being sarcastic. He was as serious as could be to the point that disinfectant companies immediately placed ads telling people not to.

  3. Just Saying… ๐Ÿค”
    If people are such stupid idiots, and they do stupid things like this, that were said sarcastically by President Donald Trump. Then it’s their own problem when their life ends. Yes, some people never listened to others who were trying to teach them right from wrong, like their parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, teachers, and other peers. They just never learned in the first place, maybe they never learn how to read, or write either. ๐Ÿค”
    Again Just Saying.
    I thank God, everyday that I listened to others whom were teaching me right from wrong.

  4. Yes ! Clorox the greed out of it !

  5. Good! I hope, as he will, you all know it,tweets his orange assed, ugly face off! I need a daily laugh…he never fails to produce the psychotic, egotistic, narccistic bullshit he does. We can’t last 4 more years of this shit.

  6. Brilliant โค๏ธ

  7. I think your company is stupping lower than the Pres.
    I really dont think the economy needs any more hatred spread regardless of Dem or repub! This is also a slap in the face to individuals buying this product. Do you think people are really that unintellectual?

    • Actually In my opinion yes. Have you read how many people ended up calling poison control, ended up in the hospital just because Trump said use products like this and they did! Iโ€™m glad they are doing this, protects them in times like this.

      • Donald Trump | May 6, 2020 at 2:01 am | Reply

        Ha..That is the CLASSIC Fox news trump supporter’s clever turn around method. Usually it’s ” I don’t normally comment on things likenthis”. Ha Closet trumper.. gee whiz

    • Ruffner Jeff | May 5, 2020 at 9:44 pm | Reply

      Joanne, I buy this product, and now that they put that on the label, that makes it even better. You are one of those do dos that thinks Lord Cheeto is helping the US, arenโ€™t ya. He is a con man, Thief, Nasty old assd man. He has stolen money all of his life, he never paid small companies that did work for him. He is n will always be a TURD

    • Yep and from reading your response you are one of the front runners for the unintelligent trophy.

      It’s satire!!!
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    • The President is the President of the US. Either he’s not listening to his experts or he doesn’t know the science behind some of his suggestions. These companies do not want the liability for his suggestions. There are a lot of us out there who are worried after the elderly couple died after taking his drug suggestion. We don’t want anymore deaths so ask your doctor before following his suggestions. As her Doctor told my mom, “Which one of us has the medical degree?” It has nothing to do with politics.

    • Cernan Sixtyeight | May 16, 2020 at 1:34 am | Reply

      ๐˜ฟ๐™ค ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™  ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™š ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™–๐™ก?

      Yes, of course. Havenโ€™t you ever seen videos of Trump rallies? Havenโ€™t you ever spoken to, seen videos of, read comments/quotes from Trump supporters. Not only do they believe the utter nonsense he says, most of them think that heโ€™s some kind of law-abiding patriot. Check it out. They actually ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ think that.

  8. Kelly Johnston | May 5, 2020 at 3:28 pm | Reply

    Hope Trump Supporters Believe This too ergo no Trump in another term!

  9. Sanitize the White House
    With
    FORMULA 86/45

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