Cleaning product maker Clorox has added a new warning to its bleach-based products advising consumers not to use them as directed by President Trump. A spokesperson for the company told customers not to be worried if the new warnings looked a little rough, as they never anticipated having to make a change like this.
“We’ve had to stamp them in situ on products already delivered to stores for now, but they’ll look better in future.”
The company reminded customers that its promise to kill 99.9% of germs does have some important caveats that were not spelt out with the level of detail required for some of the President’s supporters.
“That referes to germs on your non-porous kitchen countertop or toilet bowl rim, and not germs already deep inside your body tissues.”
They added that President Trump should not be used as a guide even for the normal cleaning tasks that their products are intended for.
“Something tells us he’s never had to clean a kitchen or a bathroom in his life, so what would he know about it?”
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