A college fraternity is being remembered today after campus police found all its members dead in front of a giant screen TV that had being showing President Trump’s address to the nation.
“If only they’d watched Stormy Daniels ironing her laundry instead.”
Sadly the fraternity decided to engage in a political drinking game which involved doing a shot whenever Trump told a lie during his prime-time speech on immigration and the need for a border wall.
“Most of them perished during the first two minutes.”
Medical experts warned against the excesses of alcohol consumption, especially when the cue is the President telling an untruth.
“The body simply cannot withstand that level of constant infusion.”
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