(Denver, CO) The State of Colorado is celebrating today after learning that President Trump has decided to build a big beautiful wall for its many climbing enthusiasts using Federal dollars.
“Given how outdoorsy we are it will definitely not go to waste.”
As a place known for its love of the outdoors and climbing, Colorado is very grateful to be granted this prime attraction.
“We’re not sure exactly why we were singled out to receive this gift as opposed to Wyoming or Montana but we’re not complaining.”
The only thing they are worried about is that the wall as currently conceived doesn’t seem very challenging.
“Pretty much anyone could scale the wall in the plans we’ve seen, so it would be great if the President could make it at least a little bit challanging.”