Coloradans Excited To Learn Trump Is Building Them A Climbing Wall

(Denver, CO) The State of Colorado is celebrating today after learning that President Trump has decided to build a big beautiful wall for its many climbing enthusiasts using Federal dollars.

“Given how outdoorsy we are it will definitely not go to waste.”

As a place known for its love of the outdoors and climbing, Colorado is very grateful to be granted this prime attraction.

“We’re not sure exactly why we were singled out to receive this gift as opposed to Wyoming or Montana but we’re not complaining.”

The only thing they are worried about is that the wall as currently conceived doesn’t seem very challenging.

“Pretty much anyone could scale the wall in the plans we’ve seen, so it would be great if the President could make it at least a little bit challanging.”

23 Comments on "Coloradans Excited To Learn Trump Is Building Them A Climbing Wall"

  1. …and he’ll preside via portaledge, wayyyy up the wall, far from civilization and ttweet zone. Now there’s a thought.

  2. Colorado already has mountains, not fair. Pick a state with a lot of lazy people and build them a climbing wall! (That’s every state but Colorado and California. Just teasing! Alaska too.)

  3. Nancy Chandler | October 26, 2019 at 1:40 pm | Reply

    I live in Southern Colorado. I just walked out my door and stepped into the Country of Mexico. MAGA: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.Trump failed Geography.

  4. Does he realise that New Mexico is a state in the United States of America and proud of it!
    I am proud to be living in New Mexico! We don’t need a wall anywhere.pat

  5. Don’t get too excited though, Trump won’t let them build wall he can’t flash on sight. Got to keep the ego up, after all. So it won’t be much more difficult than walking up a mildly steep sidewalk.

  6. It is an error…”challEnging” was spelled “challAnging” in the article. It just needs to be edited.

  7. Dude – challenging is spelled like that.

  8. John. Vyhlidal | October 24, 2019 at 11:55 pm | Reply

    The Latinos will have their own climbing wall.

  9. We’ll all be able to climb over to New Mexico . . . Oh wait . . .they’re supposed to come this way.
    Whoops.

  10. The higher the better!

  11. I heard New Mexico is going to pay for it

    • New Mexico would have but your governor insulted us by comparing your chile with our real Chile…. we now say go ask Mexico…

  12. Hahahahahahaha…

    What will this clown say next?

  13. He is not building a climbing wall an sure not even a wall for Colo read the news right man u fall for anything

  14. *challenging. Please proofread

  15. Dumbass. Oh we already knew that. Vote Blue

  16. HA HA HA

  17. LOVE IT!!!!

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