In the latest twist of the border wall controversy, confused immigrants are confronting longstanding citizens of the United States in apparent confusion over who has the greater right to be here. Media report that the individuals involved may have certain deficiencies.

“Obviously they are not our best.”

Social media was quick to question the most aggressive of those involved, who, despite obviously only arriving recently in the United States, was shamelessly harassing a dyed-in-the-wool native American man who quite clearly preceded him.

“You know he was here first, right?”

Since the main immigrant identified appeared so unremorseful, there has been a call to send him back where his greedy opportunistic parents came from.

“Why should we have to put up with your ancestors’ pathetic inability to make it in their own country, dickhead?”