During one of its daily briefings on the progress it has made infecting the American Public, the coronavirus today paid tribute to President Trump for his abruptly implemented ill-conceived travel ban that has led to thousands of returning passangers waiting in crowded immigration halls for hours at a time.

“I owe you a solid, Mister President.”

It added that it doesn’t take it personally when people’s termperatures are checked and those who are obviously sick are put into quarantine.

“It’s no problem as there are many other freshly infected people in the crowed hallways that will be let through.”

Asked if it had any more specific requests of the President to make its life easier, the coronavirus say it couldn’t think of anything.

“Just keep doing what you’re doing is all I ask.”

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