Cousin Oliver Joins Trump Administration In Blatant Attempt To Boost Approval Ratings

In the latest White House shakeup, which usually involves people leaving rather than joining, a new appointee is rapidly commanding his own power base.

“He’s already as influential as Steve Bannon once was.”

Cousin Oliver, to use his preferred title, is a full member of the cabinet without portfolio, meaning he can take the oars where needed, with talk of a de facto co-Presidency not out of the question.

“Expect to see Cousin Oliver become the new face of this administration.”

Critics, however, say that, though this will undoubtedly lead to an increase in popularity in the short term, the move reeks of desperation and they expect the Trump presidency to be cancelled by the end of the year.

“This White House has just jumped the shark.”

14 Comments on "Cousin Oliver Joins Trump Administration In Blatant Attempt To Boost Approval Ratings"

  1. If things start to get stale even with Cousin Oliver, they could always have Trump jump over a shark on water skis.

  2. 99’s twins are jealous.

  3. I have to google cousin Oliver.

  4. Where is Sarah Palin? Oh well how about The Beaver.

  5. I asked Cousin Oliver aka Robbie Rist if this was true and He said, “I hope he has a massive stroke that doesn’t kill him.”

  6. They’re also bringing in Ted McGinley as Ace the ship photographer.

  7. I heard the older Cunningham brother Chuck, wanted nothing to go with this administration. He would have loved to shoot hoops with the last guy, however.

  8. If you knew Robbie Rist you would know that he way above joining that shithole administration!

    Susan Olsen however would jump at the chance.

  9. Is this for real??

  10. Algonquin J. Calhoun Esq. | February 3, 2018 at 12:09 pm | Reply

    If that doesn’t work, they have Sam from Diff’rent Strokes and Ricky from The Partridge Family waiting in the wings.

  11. It’s when David Spade shows up they need to start folding the tent.

  12. He looks like the ghost of John Denver.

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