The Daytona 500 race got off to a rocky start today after a fan gained access to the track with his personal automobile. Though usually a feature of soccer games where it is not uncommon for a naked streaker to interrupt proceedings, race officials say they are constantly aware of the risk of a member of the public getting on the track.
“Unfortunately there a a few selfish ignorant NASCAR fans who want to take their own unsuitable automobile out on the track and pretend they’re a real racer to assuage their deep-seated feelings of inadequacy. Today one of them managed to slip through the net.”
They say the best way to deal with gatecrashers like this is to not give them the attention they are seeking. There is little point trying to reason with them as they are invariably deluded and pathologically self-involved.
“Most people are happy to come and watch the race without ruining it for everyone else. But there’s always that one person who thinks only of himself.”
NASCAR officials say the incident is doubly unfortunate as they work to improve the reputation of the sport and bring it to a wider audience.
“People from all walks of life enjoy the sophisticated and technically challenging sport of professional stock car racing. But we still battle an impression that it is crude and fans like this don’t help.”
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