Organizers of the upcoming “The History” tour featuring former President Trump and ex Fox News presenter Bill O’Reilly have announced the Delta variant of the novel coronavirus will join the star-studded lineup. While Trump and O’Reilly will engage in a traditional question-and-answer format on stage, the Delta variant will wander through the auditorium interacting directly with the crowd. The world-famous pathogen will appear at all four dates currently scheduled for December right before Christmas in Florida and Texas. Asked if it was excited, the variant’s representatives said it couldn’t wait to get to on the road and was keeping its fingers crossed for packed arenas.

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