Democrats To Help Out Bankrupt NRA By Sending It Millions Of Thoughts And Prayers

The National Rifle Association has announced that it is facing a severe funding crisis and that it may not be able to continue to exist. On hearing the sad news, Democrats across the nation pledged to give the gun-advocacy group tangible assistance to avert that unpleasant fate.

“Get ready for millions of thoughts and prayers coming your way.”

They said they initially thought of sending money or passing legislation to reduce the risk of the NRA being hit by stray lawsuits, but then remembered what the NRA and its traditional supporters had taught them about the right course of action.

“Thought and prayers are the appropriate response in the face of existential threats. Sorry we almost forgot.”

Another thought they had was that the NRA should focus on highlighting all of the children of its employees who will suffer if it ceases operation.

“That’s surely worth another few hundred thousand thoughts and prayers at least.”

10 Comments on "Democrats To Help Out Bankrupt NRA By Sending It Millions Of Thoughts And Prayers"

  1. Trump always blames the Victim, so NRA it’s your own fault!
    If you would support meaningful gun control, we would gleefully support you! I Would

  2. My thoughts and prayers are with the NRA.

  3. Die NRA! You evil muderous wing nut club for lying gasbags.

  4. Taft Chatham | August 5, 2018 at 5:15 pm | Reply

    I’ve got a graphic you might like (clean, not mean). You have an email adress?

  5. David Berner | August 5, 2018 at 3:33 pm | Reply

    OMG!

    NRA means the National Rifle Association???

    And all these years I thought it meant National Rhubarb Amalgam. Rhubarb has always been my favorite pie.

    I will be sending the real NRA my troughs and pliers.

  6. Too good to be true, just like when Texas said it would secede. If only.

  7. My thoughts and prayers for the NRA.

  8. It’s quite the coincidence that their money woes started when their Honey Pot, Maria Butina, was cut off. No more money laundering…no more money. Boo effin’ hoo!!

  9. Catherine Wood | August 4, 2018 at 1:25 am | Reply

    I like it. My husband voted for Trump.(More accurately, he voted against Clinton). He is a gun collector. He collects examples of guns used in wars. We both have gun I.D.s and are members of the NRA, but I do not support their political agenda. It is proof of the strength of our marriage that it is surviving, despite the current situation. I support gun restrictions.

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