Nancy Pelosi has explained why she is in no great rush to send articles of impeachment to the Senate.

“Impeaching Donald is just so much fun!”

She says she is also concerned that some colleagues, especially Adam Schiff, didn’t get to savor the moment.

“The first time we were very focused on getting the procedural aspect right so we didn’t get to enjoy it as much as we should have.”

She says she has been working on some extra special touches for Impeachment: Part Deux which should make for some great viewing.

“Much like the Godfather saga I expect the second installment to be even better than the first.”

In order to keep things interesting, she plans to file completely different articles of impachment.

“It’s not like there is more to choose from. So. Much. More.”

In fact, suggests Pelosi, she might have a third impeachment process and even a forth.

“You know, we could just keep on impeaching him until November and let the people kick him out.”

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