Dieting Trump Supporters Frustrated By Lack Of Lysol Zero

Supporters of President Trump who are trying to lose weight expressed frustration today at the lack of diet products on the market for those trying to cure themselves of COVID-19.

“Where’s the Lysol Zero?”

They were further annoyed to find that what was on offer contained absolutely no calorie or nutrition information.

“How am I supposed to know if this bottle of Clorox bleach will use up all my weightwatchers points?”

The oversight by the Reckitt Benckiser company who make Lysol and the Clorox company is being compared with the failure of Proctor & Gamble to release a low calorie version of their popular Tide POD line of snacks some years ago.

“The marketing executives at these companies are such morons!”

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