FOX News presenter Tucker Carlson has been advised to take a break from the airwaves, after a recent run of high-profile episodes overtaxed his brain cell.
“Most people have 100 billion brain cells to help them navigate their surroundings , but Tucker is fronting a primetime cable news program on just one – so it’s no surprise it’s exhausted.”
They point to a recent segment by Carlson in which he referred to the push to get vaccinated as ‘medical Jim Crow’ as the tipping point.
“Applying segregation laws to the current pandemic, though obviously vile and racist, is also a moderately clever play on disparate concepts – meaning the Carlson brain cell would have been in overdrive.”
They have proscribed a long period of rest in which the brain cell should refrain from all cognitive activity including stoking racial unrest and promoting white supremacy.
“We urge FOX News to have Sean Hannity’s more-than-capable brain cell take up the slack for at least the next few weeks.”