(London, UK) Proving that even tabloid journalism has some standards, a microwave oven offering pictures of Prince Harry in the buff is finding there are no buyers given how the photographs were obtained.
Though microwaves ovens are known to be involved in political espionage, this is the first time they have branched out into a paparazzi role.
The public is coming down firmly on the side of the Prince, who has been known to get up to all sorts in the past, but is now far more mature and in a committed relationship.
The microwave in question was reportedly located in his London residence on the grounds of Kensington Palace. The picture was taken when the Royal nipped out of bed to get a glass of water in the middle of the night without putting on a dressing gown.
Buckingham Palace issued a terse statement condemning the microwave’s actions, and said it is no longer in the employ of the Royal Household.
It has since been retained by the Daily Mail newspaper group.