The CIA has warned they are observing increased chatter between enemies of the United States the world over in advance of the 2020 election.

“Clearly something big is up.”

From the Russian Federation to Iran to North Korea and numerous smaller hostile states and groups, there is talk of what the sworn enemies of America plan to get up to.

“Popcorn keeps getting mentioned over and over, which presumabely is code for something else.”

Intelligence agencies are also alarmed by ominous phrases like ‘the idiots are doing our work for us’.

“Who are these idiots that are helping them? So far we only know of a pseudonym – Moscow Mitch – whoever that is….”

One thing they are certain of is that we are entering a very dangerous period.

“It sounds like something absolutely terrible may happen in late 2020. If only we could figure out what it is we could try to stop it.”