Entire Clemson Football Team Diagnosed With Diabetes

The winning Clemson football team may never see a successful season again, after a team doctor diagnosed all the players with rapid onset diabetes earlier today.

“I’ve never seen anything like it.”

In addition, the players seem to have lost all sense of fair play, and recklessly fail to adhere to the advice of coaching staff.

“It’s like they have all been infected with a virus that makes them lazy, narcissistic, and which plays havoc with their hair.”

Clemson says it has launched an inquiry to determine what environmental hazard the team encountered that could have affected them so severely.

“Whatever it is they’ve been exposed to has to be stamped out.”

2 Comments on "Entire Clemson Football Team Diagnosed With Diabetes"

  1. Heya i’m for the primary time here. I came across this board and I find Ittruly helpful & it helped me out much. I am hoping to give one thing backand help others like you aided me.

  2. Pretty! This was an incredibly wonderful article. Many thanks for providing these details.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published.