Lev Parnas emerged from a furious week-long writing binge today, in which he walled himself off from the world so he could put everything about his involvement with President Trump down in a tell-all memoir.
“It’s very important I get a good publishing deal – I mean help the Senate bring this corrupt President to heel.”
He admits the book describing his dealings with Trump and his associates is a little rushed.
“I didn’t have time to use a spellchecker and my name is wrong on the cover but I’ll change it legally to match if that’s what it takes to be a best selling author – I mean save the Constitution.”
He assumes the Senate is busy deposing other witnesses which is why he hasn’t been contacted yet.
“I’m sure the Senators and Justice Roberts will get around to promoting my book once they are done with John Bolton’s testimony.”