The sighting of alligators in the Pittsburgh area continues unabated, with a third alligator sighted in Beechview, and now an entire family seen in the Strip District. Officials say the latest sighting should not be a cause of concern, however.
“Based on their behavior, we are confident these alligators are merely visiting Pittsburgh.”
This is bolstered by the fact that following the Strip District sighting, they were seen to move through Downtown and across the Smithfield Bridge, after which they boarded the Duquesne Incline.
“Your standard tourist itinerary, in other words.”
At last word the reptiles were seen heading back through Downtown and are now believed to be crossing the Allegheny.
“Someone told them about the Andy Warhol museum, and they don’t want to miss it.”
Asked about their presence, Mayor Peduto said Pittsburghers should be grateful and proud.
“This family from Florida could have visited Washington DC or Cleveland for their trip north, but instead they picked us.”
all the time i used to read smaller content that also clear their motive, and that is also happening with this paragraph which I am reading now.
Gosh. How I love & miss my home town…last time I was home a wild turkey was sitting on the island waiting 4 the light 2 change. looked @ us like we were the ones out of place
As long as they aren’t swimming in the Point Park fountain. Law enforcement frowns on that. Though I hope they enjoy the Arts Festival.
This story may provide an explanation for the little old lady got mutilated late last night!
I saw an alligator drunk grazin’ in the strip
Ahhhh oooohhhhhh, gators of da ‘burg
Ahhhh oooohhhhh
(apologies to Warren Zevon)
I cant compete in the team event, why?
“This family from Florida could have visited Washington DC or Cleveland for their trip north, but instead they picked us.”
“Yeah, no,” said a representative for the alligators. “Washington DC? There’s so many alligators in that swamp now, there ain’t no room for more.”
“Eating PRimanti’s….the sandwich, or the staff???
Onion worthy post. Congratulations!
Hahaha some ppl really believe this lol 😂
I doubt the veracity of this post, Sounds like a croc to me.
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LMAO
Is this a joke?? I mean if they are here someone needs to take them back to Florida a lot of kids fish son the river banks…ya kn
Renee – I’m going to need you to unplug your computer. It’s way too dangerous for you out there on the Interwebs.
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