Fast Food Outlets Call White House To Confirm Recurring Burger Orders Are Not A Mistake

After noticing the large burger orders they received for the Clemson football team’s visit to the White House were placed as recurring daily orders, the major fast food outlets called today to confirm it was not in error.

“The President himself assured us it was not a mistake.”

Their inquiries were prompted by the fact that over 300 burger of various types, together with a mountain of french fries, were still being delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania every day.

“There are no sports teams or other large groups visiting the White House as far as we know which is why we thought to question it.”

They say they will continue to deliver the fast food on credit as originally requested.

“It’s the President so obviously he’s good for it.”

1 Comment on "Fast Food Outlets Call White House To Confirm Recurring Burger Orders Are Not A Mistake"

  1. Edward Jay Allan | January 19, 2019 at 3:30 pm | Reply

    Too cheap even to order the hamberders from Five Guys!?!

    And it’s not as though the Piece of Trump doesn’t have a major hotel of his own three blocks away.

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