In what has been described as a highly unusual occurrence, a women employed at UBER’s headquarters is claiming she went through an entire workday without being harassed, propositioned or molested.

News of the dramatic non-event has spread rapidly through the Tech world, with many prominent journalists casting doubt upon the story.

When contacted for comment, UBER’s HR department said they can’t understand how that could have happened, and would check her file to see what her rating out of 10 was, which could shed some light on the situation.

Update: The woman in question later retracted her shocking claim, after remembering that a male manager suggested she stay late to work on the surge hike in his pants just as she was on her way out.