(Tulsa, OK) A campaign rally in support of President Trump’s re-election bid descending into chaos on Saturday when a large fight broke out. Things were tense from the beginning according to local law enforcement, with multiple rival strains of the novel Coronavirus all seeking to infect as many healthy Trump supporters as possible.
“It was a recipe for trouble.”
Rally officials knew there were be competition between the different strains but underestimated how much Coronavirus would be in attendance, as well as how few uninfected Trump supporters there would be to go around.
“Unfortunately most of the Trump supporters were already infected due to their strong aversion to wearing masks or following social distancing recommendations.”
A spokesperson for the Trump campaign said that such unruliness would not be tolerated going forward and that things will be different at future Trump 2020 rallies.
“The Coronavirus is hereby on notice that it must infect Trump rally attendees in an orderly manner from now on.”
HELP KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!