First Lady Melania Trump Arrested For High Treason

There were dramatic scenes at the White House today as First Lady Melania Trump was taken into custody on a charge of High Treason against the United States. The punishment for the crime if found guilty is death by hanging.

The President was taken by surprise at first, as he had not explicitly demanded that his wife be arrested, but he soon learned it was implicit in his orders.

“Mister President, you indicated that those who express disapproval of you using their hands and in other myriad ways be charged with treason.”

Trump accepted that he had so ordered, and that the most flagrant transgressor was indeed the First Lady.

She will be entitled to a trial and is to be defended by famed litigator Alan Dershowitz.

He plans to mount a robust three-pronged defense of his client, arguing that her actions weren’t treasonous on the basis of:

(i) unlawful provocation with a pornstar

(ii) everyone else is doing it

(iii) seriously WTF?

6 Comments on "First Lady Melania Trump Arrested For High Treason"

  1. I wouldn’t use google anything because THEY ARE TRAITORS TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. You guys suck ass! And you know what! YOUR FAKE NEWS AND YOUR GOING TO JAIL!😂😂😂

  2. Lay OFF YOUR CRACK PIPES please! YOU ARE FAKE NEWS!! Not one person believes your rotting pile a horse apples! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES….oh wait….your to incomplete to realize your a asshat and a disgrace to AMERICA!

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  4. Donna Rigsby-Wright. You are funny. Hilary and Bill were accused of multiple murders based on the say so of right wing radio and that stupid charge followed her. Right wingers constantly and publicly jeered her after his affair came out because she didn’t leave him. I agree that Melania is not guilty of all the lies Trump has told or his horrible sexual behavior, but don’t attempt to lie about Republican behavior. Nor did Democrats ever insult Laura Bush. But she is an ex nude model for god’s sake and married into great wealth (perhaps). She is not a “very good first Lady,” she is a parrot who says nothing that Michelle Obama didn’t say first.

  5. This is that most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. This group that puts this crap out is Fake news just like MSNBC and CBS you guys don’t have enough to do ! Lies all lies! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  6. Donna Rigsby-Wright | February 7, 2018 at 5:05 pm | Reply

    Please, leave Melania alone. We put up with Bill Clinton and then Hillary without doing anything. Help President Trump – he is doing so much for Our United States. I think
    Melania is making a very good First Lady.

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