A collection of empty seats are said to be thrilled to get to see President Trump’s July 4th speech at the Lincoln Memorial today , after learning they will be an up-close unobstructed view of the proceedings.
“This is almost as good as Trump’s Inauguration.”
They say it’s a far cry from the Obama years when, despite being brought out frequently, they never got to see him at all.”
“There were always people in front of us, behind us, sitting on us and even dancing on us. Tough times!”
But the Trump years have so far proven to be golden ones, as the folding chairs get to be taken out of storage even more frquently than before, but never have to actually support any people.
“It’s great, and today I even got to see a tank. A tank!”
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