Local forecasters have alerted Pittsburgh residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in the region on Wednesday, sometime around midday.
“Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave you angry and exhausted.”
They urge people to prepare themselves, and that the resulting devastation will not be easily fixed.
“Sadly the damage caused by this type of weather event to the psyche and the justice system is long lasting.”
Despite hopes the formation would dissipate, the latest predictions are that it will arrive on time, causing massive local disruption.
“Those in or near downtown are advised to cover up – especially their eyes and ears.”