Foreign Leaders Bemused By Crazed Trump Impersonator At The United Nations

Presidents and Prime Ministers from all over the globe were bemused today after they say they were punk’d by someone pretending to be President Trump who called Kim Jong-Un a ‘rocketman’ and bragged about crushing terrorists, things being at an ‘all time-high’ under him, and the need to destroy whole nations.

“Obviously this was a lunatic prankster as no world leader would say such things.”

Others, Brazil’s Michel Temer, were surprised that someone would be able to get through all the security, even if they did bear an uncanny resemblance to the U.S. President.

“I get that New York City is a huge metropolis so there are bound to be homeless crazy people around, but how could one get inside to address the UN General Assembly?”

Though they were amused and energized by the comical turn, leaders like Lithuania’s President Dalia Grybauskaitė and Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos Calderón said they are keen to get down to business tackling the world’s problems.

“We can’t wait until the real President Trump gets here so we can get to work.”

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1 Comment on "Foreign Leaders Bemused By Crazed Trump Impersonator At The United Nations"

  1. This may be your best yet, and that’s saying something. You make Trump bearable, at least for a moment.

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