Saying he wanted to do his best to help the Trump administration, former Vice President Dick Cheney today offered his advice on how to deal with the North Korean regime.
“Given what Kim Jong-un and his cronies have been up to, a full-scale land invasion of Iran should follow.”
Under Cheney’s proposed plan, 200,000 U.S. soldiers and marines would take Tehran and execute the government in response to the North Korean dictator’s threat to target Guam.
“And if they continue their belligerence, we should carpet-bomb Havana.”
When asked what the longterm strategy for occupying Iran would be, Cheney said that wouldn’t be necessary as a US-friendly popular democracy would flourish within six weeks.