Fox News is wasting no time getting ready to cover the 2020 bid launched by Democrat Kamala Harris, and has ordered its vast library of prepared segments out of deep storage.
The library consists of all possible negative stories Fox News researchers could think of that might come up during the Harris bid for the Presidency.
“If she makes a wrong move such as appearing to support an enemy like Iran, we’ll already have a segment ready to go about it, and, if not, we’ll just air it anyway.”
Fox executives say its fortunate they thought to prepare the segments trashing Harris in advance, as their produces and content creators are fully occupied elsewhere.
“Coming up with countless ways to trash Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has us all rushed off our feet right now.”