Saying it was of the utmost importance, Fox News has shelved all other stories to provide nonstop coverage of Andy Cohen.

“What this man has to say needs to be heard.”

Executives at the broadcaster said it was vital that Americans understand everything Cohen knows that could affect their lives.

“Knowing what new projects are in the works at Bravo is everyone’s concern.”

Fox News promises to stay with this story as long as it deems necessary.

“You can bet the Fake News channels are bringing you this critical Andy Cohen footage.”