President Trump has repeated his call for a state-run TV channel pumping out his message, to counter what he describes as the Fake News put out by CNN. While many argue that would be harmful to democracy, the first victim appears to be Fox News, whose stars and executives were in tears today.
“It’s like we don’t even exist.”
Assurances that this would be a special channel focused exclusively on spreading Trump’s lies only made things worse with Sean Hannity described as being ‘inconsolable’.
“Why are you twisting the knife like this, Mister President?”
The whole affair has left the editorial staff at Fox News wondering where they could have gone wrong.
“We can’t find anything. Not a single damn thing!”