The advertising department of Fox News has requested that its sponsors be very clear during their angry phone calls which of its shows they are pulling ads from, as it’s getting hard to keep track.

“You need to say if you’re pulling ads from Laura Ingraham’s show or Hannity’s show, or both.”

They also wish to remind people who call wanting to pull their ads from The O’Reilly Factor that he is no longer with the network.

“Either you’re not running ads with us or you’ve confused which show they are on, so please check.”

Fox News reminded advertisers that no matter how many viewers they lose, they can still count the most powerful man in the country in their audience.

“You know he watches, like, everything we air.”