FOX NEWS To Air Newly Discovered Footage Documenting Jesus’s Time On Earth

In exciting news for Christians everywhere, the FOX News channel is to air a stunning newly discovered documentary on the life of Jesus Christ. Comprised in large part of amazing ‘found footage’ depicting the actual Prince of Peace himself during his brief lifetime, it is believed to be the newest first-person testimony regarding the Savior’s time on Earth since the Gospels. FOX News executives say they received the extraordinary film in a plain package through the mail.

“All we know is it was mailed from Seattle. He certainly works in mysterious ways!”

Rival station CNN, when reached for comment, seemed visibly and audibly upset that they hadn’t received the remarkable scoop instead, as evidenced by their teared-up eyes and bent-over posture.

“Please give us a moment to compose ourselves.”

FOX News will also air a lot of contextual information to go with the documentary to assist their audience, whom they admit sometimes struggle to discern what is real and what is not.

“Fortunately we are here to assist them with our excellent informed journalism.”

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8 Comments on "FOX NEWS To Air Newly Discovered Footage Documenting Jesus’s Time On Earth"

  1. Tom Wasserkopf | June 28, 2020 at 10:51 am | Reply

    This is not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy.

  2. Do people in this world have gone to a whole new level when it comes to the action they have taken. The things like the status are history and no one but no one can change it. I never thought the Democratic Party was so devious and show it no matter what they do. You may not like Trump, but can you come up with a honest answer? But there is someone who likes Trump very much. Some of you know him, and some of you believe in him, but yet there is always the non believers, . He is a friend to Israel and doesn’t believe in abortion,s, exspecialy when the child has been full term, then how could any mother, with a heart, soul and spirit kill apart of themselves. That is one of the most unforgiving sins there is. It is God himself who has chosen TrumpAnd I believe God wins, over the people that you are and became. So make your worthless fits and destroy like children, but if I were you I would think of what lies ahead because you can not run from God and he gave you the mind to know right from wrong, and you were not smart enough to use it. So God Bless you and remember your going to be dead longer than alive. It just depends of where you chose to locate at.

  3. IsnT that picture from Monty Pythons Life of Brian?

  4. Donna Canterbery | June 19, 2020 at 9:58 pm | Reply

    Exactly when will FOX air this new documentary on Jesus? I want to see this! Sincerely Donna Canterbery.

  5. I would like to know what month-day-and time. Please let me know…. Thank you

  6. If it’s on Fox News (Faux Noise) it’s all a load of crap. 😆

  7. Richard Wilson | June 16, 2020 at 11:17 pm | Reply

    Jesus (PBUH) said he is the way, the TRUTH and the life…., so let us be truthful about his ethnicity.

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