Frito-Lay Changes Color Of Cheetos To Avoid Association With Trump

The popular snack Cheetos will look different starting tomorrow after Frito-Lay decided to change the color from its traditional bright orange.

“Cheetos are now fluorescent green, though with the same great cheesy taste you know and love.”

The move is being made in response to consumers associating the product with President Trump.

“People who love cheetos suddenly reported feeling sick after eating them, and we finally realized it’s because they reminded them who the leader of the country was.”

Focus testing suggested the new look was a vast improvement, with the product now being associated with aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch instead of the current White House incumbent.

Orange growers will be closely watching Frito-Lay’s balance sheet, as they decide whether to genetically modify their product to be more purple.

Sadly, one victim of the Trump era appears to be the mushroom business, where sales have been steadily falling over the past year.

“People just can’t bring themselves to put a mushroom in their mouth anymore for some reason.”

Help a poor hardworking satire site out!

265 Comments on "Frito-Lay Changes Color Of Cheetos To Avoid Association With Trump"

  1. Anonymous81 – What rock did you crawl out from under?!?!? O.K.; 2016 was a lark. But there is like no one with a fourth grade education who could vote for Pinocchio this time!!!

  2. This post achieves the #1 goal of all good satire.
    It made me laugh… And I like President Trump.
    Also: If the marketing team sees this and doesn’t ask R&D to try and make a green option, they are not the pure Capitalists I thought they were.

  3. This is just a joke. People c’mon! Fritos or cheetos will always be orange! Very sad that Trump supporters don’t find this humerous! I’m just a few exception!

  4. Puppets on a chain…….make all that noise over nothing…..sad world my friends! Too much hate anymore!

  5. Says satire at the top of the page. For you uneducated, trailer park trash,that Trump could give two shits about, brainwashed fucktards satire means fake (you know for fun) I am not affiliated with either party. I just get tired of some of these white trash Trump supports that think Trump gives a damn about your poor ass. He is a rich businessman from New York. He likes to give tax breaks to the rich like Jeff Bezos and could give a damn about your ass. You think if he seen your ass on the street he would even talk to you? No, he’s a businessman!! Businessmen are persuasive and that’s what he did. He knew he could target the uneducated none college Republicans and brainwash you dummies. I know you scratching your head right now.

    • how nervy of you to claim and assume that everyone who supports Trump is “white trash” or trash in general. I know quite a few blacks who support the man and it doesn not matter what color you are. That goes to show your character. Trump is a business man and has actually put money back in EVERYONE’S pockets,including middle class. Also the unemployment rate has lowered and opened more job opportunities since he has been in the white house. I am a part of that middle class. He actually has the balls to follow through on fighting for what’s right for this country and doesnt care if people like him or not, because the last time i checked, running for president is not a popularity contest. The ones who are on here calling each other a piece of shit, it goes to show your character as well. A difference between democrats and republicans (some not all), are all about talking down to others if you do not agree with the other party. I have some Dem. friends who act like if you do not agree with them, they never let you live it down and make it your fault, when republican friends have tried their best to agree to disagree, thats the difference and i dont care who does not believe me, i have seen it happen enough.
      I dont believe most of the crap on CNN and NBC anymore because they have always supported the liberal media, who likes to bury the ugly truth under the rug to always make Trump look bad. The Clintons have done so much worse and people act like it’s no big deal. People need to grow up and stop supporting stupid antics such as changing the color of cheetos. Whether this is real or not it is very immmature.

      • I guess you watch and believe Fox News instead: a self proclaimed entertainment news channel. As for trump’s accomplishments: just because he and Fox say so, doesn’t make it true. He has done absolutely no good for this country. He has done a great deal of harm though. Never has this country been as divided as now. Never has hatred, racism been so blatant and prevalent. He has done nothing for anyone other than himself. Those friends that benefit only do so because it serves him. He knows nothing of the Constitution, refuses to read or learn anything, refuses to listen to his own advisors, spends too many days at the gold course and dangerously and impulsively acts out and attacks, causing serious danger to this country and the world. I’m truly saddened that you don’t see this. The information is out there. You just need to be willing to read and view other than Fox. How his followers can believe that every news source other than Fox is ‘Fake News’ is just mind boggling.

      • Well said, its so sad the left find it humorous to attack anyone with a different opinion. If they could just get along with others maybe we could actually get more done.

        • “The left” doesn’t show up with torches and weapons. The attacks from the Alt-Right are far more numerous and foul than any left-leaning people. It’s astonishing to me that you are lying (as all good chumpians do) about who’s doing the attacking. Justify Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, etc. Extreme right-wing, lie-based hate mongers. Hell, the fucking (p)resident is worst of them all. Tell #MoscowMitch to put the 400+ bills passed by Dems in the House up for a vote in the Senate. HE is the do-nothing obstructionist.

          Also, you clearly missed the fact that “Anonymous” IS NOT A RIGHT-WING NUT JOB. He is a sane, rational moderate.

          P.S. No need for you to protect yourself from the coronovirus. Chump said it will be miraculously cured any day now.

    • Nikki81’s is suing the pharmaceutical company that makes Viagra. She claims that Viagra dosen’t make her dick hard lol… Nikki was born a female and had a dick surgically sewn on maybe that’s why Viagra don’t make your dick hard because you were born a bitch you dumbass

    • U nailed it!!

    • Hey Nikki why do you dislike a president who has done so much for our country ielowest unemployment ever brought back jobs that went overseas,better trade deals that we never had black unemployment lowest ever took back Iran deal that hurt us what you want democrats who want to turn us into socialism you’re not very smart areyou

    • You’re stupid, REPUBLICANS give back to the poor, DEMOCRATS higher taxes to “take more from the rich” whom have loopholes such as WRITE OFFS cuz guess what most of them are businessmen, so who’s really paying taxes ? THE POOR. Also, their are many Mexicans, Hispanics in general, black, Asian, white, Indian etc FOR & against trump, you don’t have to be white retard, even a lot of dumb whites don’t like him, cuz the government and Bernie sanders lovers and Obama brainwash idiots like you

  6. Yea it’s not real but some comments make it real. Fuck Trump, nope! Fuck you. I guess you buy into democratic thinking. Look you Pelosi lover, it’s liberal thinking that have flushed this country down the drain and have caused other countries to lose respect for Americans. It’s taking GOD out of life and condoning killing babies in the third trimester and plastering gays kissing all over each other on public television and teaching our youth it’s ok to be disturbed in this day and age because it’s normal life!!! WTF!!!!!. I wouldn’t blame GOD one bit for doing to us as he did to mankind during the time of Sodom and Gammorah. Trump has made good on what he said he would do while campaigning. So it’s not Fuck Trump it’s FUCK YOU you piece of shit!!!!!.

    • You ignorant piece of shit, sit down and shut the fuck up bitch

    • You’re literally insane. You think we should just be wiped out by a meteor shower? Shows the mindset of trump supporters.

    • The grammatical errors alone make this hardly worth replying to.

    • Dumbass

    • hahahahahahah!!!!!! wow that must have taken a lot of brain power for you to type out. 🙂

    • DeeSal, you’re an idiot. LOL

      It’s a fucking SATIRE.

      Your beloved Agent Orange is going to get your children killed. THAT is truth. GFY

    • DeeSal, for the record:
      God belongs in your head, your home and your church (mosque, temple, etc) NOT in our schools, our government or our LAWS.

      This is a SECULAR nation. Out of the 2500+ words in the Constitution, Jesus and God are NEVER MENTIONED, PERIOD.

      Take your ecumenical bullshit and shove it!

    • What campaign promises has he come actually completed. I’ll wait bcuz I really want to hear this prove it to me.

      • Let’s seedumbass brought back jobs lowered unemployment stopped the Iran deal building wall higher wages new trade deals that are better for us that’s just a few idiot

    • Moderate God-fearing Democrat | March 5, 2020 at 1:18 pm | Reply

      So sad you are! I will pray for you as you appear to claim yourself to be a god-fearing person! Your FU’s are terribly misplaced. Trump is not the chosen one, he is just a manipulative businessman serving himself and his rich peers. But alas, I’m guessing that is probably not your demographic and you are just one of his sheep from a place he can’t actually relate to, but loves to sell his lies to. Relax and drink your drink, talk your talk, but don’t be so aggressive and hateful in doing so.

  7. Look at all the lil butt hurt snowflakes!

    • that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh?

  8. It take a moment, a single moment to actually read what this says, and in that moment, many people read and reacted with anger and hostility and a profound certainty that they should “attack” without knowing anything. It’s this reaction, this “first” reaction that disturbs me because too many people go “there”.

  9. C’mon people, don’t be so dumb. It says SATIRE right at the top of this story! It is a funny story. And I love Trump! Stop being so dumb and learn how to research and THEN react. Geez, this should be old hat by now people!!!

    • that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh? 😉

  10. All the people who don’t realize that this is satire are incredibly amusing to me

    • that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh?

  11. I buy at bag every night at work from our vending machines. I promise you I will NEVER buy another bag ever again!!! My family,relatives and friends won’t be buying them either!!!

    • I‘m sure you singlehandedly just derailed the Frito Lay empire. Today’s word of the day is “satire.” Good luck with that one 🙄🙄🙄

      • that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh?

    • You only wish you had that kind of influence. Bwahahaha retard. Fuck Trump and Fuck you too butt nugget

    • Snow flake!

    • Fuckyou, you’re a fucking idiot. ROFL

    • Vendor Vendorsham | March 5, 2020 at 1:35 pm | Reply

      Dear Fuck You,
      I seriously wish that you could be shown just how “unbelievably stupid” your comment about not purchasing a bag of chips in the future because of a satirical post really is. Or even better that there is any real chance that you could sway an entire family to punish the vending machine company so severely with your missing purchases! As a vendor of chips myself, I am greatly concerned of the potential loss of revenue I may incur from you and your like-minded “class” of people. I hope that you do your research and find out the names of the parent company and their affiliates. But that would probably eliminate 70% of your diet.

      Random vendor of fast food to the masses

  12. Will they be on the shelves in time for St. Patrick’s Day??? I’m Irish, so that’s kinda important…. 😉😉😉

  13. Won’t buy another bag! They hate him so damn much go on and leave we won’t miss you!

  14. I am so sick and tired of people using their venue to promote hate and division. I wont buy your products again.

  15. Harry l McCartney | October 28, 2019 at 6:45 pm | Reply

    Guys this is obviously fake news the way it was worded it what gave it away and I’m very gullible and I noticed it was sounding odd and missing information.

  16. I love it.. time for a change.. Fluorescent green cheetos look awesome.. Can’t wait to try then if it’s true!

  17. This is the DUMBEST shit I have EVER seen. Get the fuck over it. Are doritos going to change too? What about cheddar cheese? GTFO it and stop being sad little bitches about the color orange.

  18. Enforcer Bluebell | September 19, 2019 at 9:15 pm | Reply

    How can this be satire? I just found some cheetos in the back of the pantry, and they were green. The little date on the side said January third, 1984, but those things expire early anyway. They didn’t taste the same though.

  19. WOW just WOW

  20. Wow, trumpers are easily conned, they will fall for anything and then spout their poutrage and indignation like the easy marks they are.

  21. I honestly will not support a company that won’t support our president, he may look cheesy but I’m sure he don’t taste like a cheeto.

  22. God all you people are fucking retarded this is a joke article you fucking morons if you can’t figure that out you must have voted for Trump I mean come on

  23. Cheese is yellowish wtf!! I will not eat that green crap!!!! I will boycott frito-lay. They are going to loose money on this one!!

  24. Dear Trump supporters, please don’t panic. The Cheeto trees don’t grow green Cheetos. Your orange Cheetos are safe.

  25. Never buying Frito lay again

  26. Trump: KING OF TRAITORS | August 2, 2019 at 4:56 pm | Reply

    So…the comments here are just further proof that Trump supporters are incapable of understanding even simple concepts like ironyy or satire. All of you are the results of inbreeding and will hopefully kill yourselves soon. Go fuck yourselves and your inbred mothers, fucking white trash dumpster fires.

    • Liberalarefingstupidbstards | August 2, 2019 at 5:21 pm | Reply

      Lol, spoken like a true, racist, hateful libtard with no self control.. Just like every mass shooter ever. I hope you don’t own guns you dumbfuck

      • Well said

      • I’m THS98′ survivor.

      • Trump is a fantastic president, yest the best we have had in a LONG time. Andnlikenone comment that was posted liberals are all about peace and shit, yet you all are the first ones to jump on and bash Everything….. Why can’t yall learn to keep your mouth shut and go on some where it’s because of people like you raising your kids to be idiots just like their Mommy and Daddy we are having school shootings and mass shootings. World would definitely be a better and safer place with out you in it bashing on everyone and everything. Notice I didn’t say go kill yourself, yet just simply asking you to stop your shit and think for once in your life. #AProudConservativeRepublican #GodBlessAmerica

    • You’re what’s wrong with this world. Liberals preach tolerance and peace and they are the first to spew hate. I’ll pray for you.

      • rush keeps telling you that ..but liberals are the least tolerant ideology out there..because we are not tolerant is why we gave you all the rights and freedoms you enjoy today ..from freeing the slaves to voter rights and clean air,clean water and everything in between.. thank a liberal

    • LOL!!!

    • Trump supporter | September 28, 2019 at 8:26 am | Reply

      That’s mighty presumptuous of you.

    • 👍👍👍👍👍

    • Gotta love how the conservatives who answered you proved your point that they can’t understand simple concepts and they don’t even know it.

  27. Lol. The people who are up in arms make me weep for my country.

    PLEASE tell me we aren’t really this stupid…

    • Hahaha seems like we are! I’m amazed at how many people can’t grasp satire😂

      • LeftHandOfTheRightArm | October 29, 2019 at 12:22 pm | Reply

        It’s not really stupidity, it’s just the inability to stop a beat before reacting. I can tell you pretty much that every time I have ever posted a comment without waiting a beat before doing so, I have regretted it for one reason or another.

  28. Orange is the new Black 😉

  29. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid trump supporters really are


  31. What is your problem??… more Frito lay in our house…I and 30 other people have planned a….FLUSH FRITO LAY..DOWN THE TOILET get together and make an oath to never buy any Frito lay products. Give them all to the pansy gays!!!

  32. Alas, RIP Mad magazine.
    News of a new hue for Cheetos is the kind of thing the “usual gang of idiots” excelled at. Mort Drucker drawings of “aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch” — would be a nice break from the omnivorous omnipresence of 24/7 Trump-All-the-Time.
    They’d have to be careful about the news of our Trump era decline in mushroom sales.
    “People just can’t bring themselves to put a 🍄 in their mouths anymore for some reason.”

  33. Alas, RIP Mad magazine.
    News of a new hue for Cheetos is the kind of thing the “usual gang of idiots” excelled at. Mort Drucker drawings of “aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch” — would be a nice break from the omnivorous omnipresence of 24/7 Trump-All-the-Time.
    They’d have to be careful about the news of our Trump era decline in mushroom sales.
    “People just can’t bring themselves to put a 🍄 in their mouths anymore for some reason.”

  34. Bunny Vandermolen | July 5, 2019 at 11:30 am | Reply

    Telling a person who is not bright enough to recognize satire “this is satire” doesn’t help them understand. You have to consider your audience and explain things in ways they can comprehend. For example:
    Listen up folks. I’m with you, this article made me angry… Almost as angry as I get when a woman gets to have control over her own body. But I did some research and found out that it’s not true. Cheetohs are not changing colors. We can all sleep soundly tonight knowing that we can still get our orange Cheetohs right there in the same store we buy our guns! God bless America… Well God bless the rich… Everyone else is on their own

  35. Reminds me of Hillary Clinton…Green with envy. #notmypresident #MakeAmericaGteatAgain

  36. Cheetos should stay orange. No product should change due to a political reason! Cheetos being orange is indicative of the main flavor of Cheetos. People today have gotten ‘soft’! Not liking someone in the political arena is their choice. Expecting EVERYBODY to make a change still alienates some people! So, make your change and anybody who doesn’t like is still your customer. Seems like suicide to the product being changed to me!

  37. Pathetic

  38. Gay Anonymous | July 5, 2019 at 1:33 am | Reply

    Omg, you guys are totally right! I love my aliens- I mean Extra-Terrestrial gay allies just as much as I do my fellow American citizen! And don’t you worry about those little mushrooms that the little orange man carries: they may have been laying in some random stranger’s cuchi, but I like to bite down on them hard, regardless of whether they are gay or straight! 😉

  39. green cheeto

  40. This has got to be a joke! I don’t think about anyone when I eat Cheetos! If they were ignorant enough to change the color from orange, they would lose a customer.

    • You deduced correctly, even though you did not guess it was satire!

      • CrazyCatLady | July 13, 2019 at 6:37 pm | Reply

        I am disappointed that this is not true, even though i knew it was just satire, i st cant help being disappointed.
        Looks like it really has triggered the morons though, which has cheered me up no end hahhahaha

  41. Seriously, all one has to do is put out satire of their Cheeto and they get all bent out of shape, not realizing that it’s satirical, then bring gays into the whole mix?!
    Wow! Guess they really ARE idiotic.

    • Heh. “bent out of shape”. That’s a good one! 😂 I think they forgot to tell their wives someone-I mean, something. 😉

  42. I love this, however, I am worried about the critical thinking skills of our citizens, especially our youth. Free birth control for all Republicans.

  43. This is sad that people don’t recognize satire and snark. What are we going to do now that Mad magazine is going out of business?

  44. Liberty Protector | July 4, 2019 at 1:59 pm | Reply

    These comments by thumb-sucking trump supporters are hilarious! Do you lay down on the floor and kick and scream when you don’t get your way. Reading your immature moronic comments were so funny considering this is a satire site 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No wonder our country is a joke to the world when you have idiots like this, who apparently have no strategic or critical thinking skills voting. Go back and blow up your trailers while cooking up your meth stupid rednecks. 😂😂😂😂

  45. Michael Haupt | July 4, 2019 at 1:45 pm | Reply

    You guys are a swing state? I guess that’s a euphemism for being easily duped.

    • Oh? Are you implying that you bleat like a sheep at whatever commands you are given by your superiors and those above you? I guess that’s a euphemism for being easily duped.

  46. Ginny Fisher | July 4, 2019 at 1:30 pm | Reply

    Funny how his followers don’t know a joke when they see it, even when the page advertises itself as satire…this Elizabeth, PA native salutes you!

  47. Folks, Lighten Up.
    Old fashioned as it seems this is humorous. Laugh Live and Love.

  48. I love cheetos and I love our USA, don’t mess either of them up. Is nothing sacred anymore? That’s how the demorats roll, if their agenda backfires on them they start screaming that they were only joking.

    • OOoooooo, touchy, touchy, touchy!

      (“Demorats” agenda… when are *you* guys going to get over her already?)

    • Umm…have you ever heard of satire? Perhaps you should work on your critical thinking (and reading) skills.

    • “Waaaaaaaaaaah” -you

    • Karen's Nathan bff | July 4, 2019 at 5:08 pm | Reply

      You mean democrats? Or demorats… hehe

    • Another dumbass trumptard that believes everything they read on the internet, even when it’s satire.

    • CrazyCatLady | July 13, 2019 at 6:41 pm | Reply

      too late Mr Trump is already messing it up!!!!! hahahahahahaha
      You do realise that the joke has gone right over the top of your head and then you commented…..oh dear, now everyone know you are a moron! hhahahahaha

    • are you really so fatuous you do not realize this is satire??…wow .. EVERY trumper keeps thinking this is a real story..really explains a lot in a nut shell

  49. This should help:
    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
    synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; irony, sarcasm

    • No, that won’t help at all. To many multi syllable words in the definition. Even the few Dolt45 supporters who CAN read don’t understand words like irony or context.

      Nice try though

  50. #orangeisstillmyfavoritecolrdespiteassholesspraytan | July 4, 2019 at 12:41 pm | Reply

    I can see the headline now Chester Cheetah sues Donald tRump for damages and tradmark infringement..😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  51. TargetDriver | July 4, 2019 at 12:02 pm | Reply

    Brilliant! So, now, what about the citrus problem?

  52. My favorite part is the amount of people who think this is real.

  53. Lisa Rodriguez | July 4, 2019 at 11:41 am | Reply

    2020 TRUMP !!!!! That’s great so frito lay just lost 6 customers!!!

  54. Christina lopes | July 4, 2019 at 11:19 am | Reply

    Next they will make them black

  55. LOL…this cannot be real! 🤦‍♂️

  56. Make them rainbow so they can be like today’s glorified pedophiles

    • I know you’re not implying that being that gay people are somehow associated with pedophilia. You’re an ignorant, homophobic, uneducated piece of human garbage! 🤬

    • Stop it! Gay is not pedophelia. Look at all the straight males arrested for it.

    • Hmmm, whenever I see comments like this, I just KNOW the REAL sexual orientation of the commenter. It’s too bad people like that feel so guilty that they have to hide in their little closets and insult others of that orientation to convince themselves that they are really straight.

      • Right?? There’s a reason several popes have, in the past, been arrested on pedophilia charges! It’s because they were priests, and therefore had to leave their self-proclaimed chastity in the closet.

      • Not the case with me Ma’am, it’s just that the sexual anatomy is in place for a reason. Various creatures with such anatomy as ours are SUPPOSED to use them for reproduction, that is it. But there’s only two differing bodies for a reason, as a species it’s our duty to reproduce.

  57. Panties in a bunch? You mean their bloody tampon panties in a bunch. Can’t take a joke. The desperation is real. It’s snowing to them and they can’t make their snowflakes stop. NEWSFLASH: snowflake manufacturers are changing snowflake colors to orange. It fits.

    • Well, isn’t this the epitome of *iron*y, pun intended? I’ll have you know that this “orange snowflake” crap is fake news! You are literally ignoring science, in the face of why tampons, and not panties, are important to hygienic health and radical feminism.

  58. To every person that’s getting their panties in a bunch over this article, THIS IS A SATIRICAL BLOG! They write fake stories to make us laugh! Now I’m laughing at everyone here who took this SO seriously! Do us all a favor – don’t vote, and don’t reproduce!! LMAO!

    • I’m pretty concerned that some thought this article was real!

    • Whelp, it’s a good thing I’m gay then. At least now, I can safely say that I personally enjoy having my panties in a bunch. That shit turns me on! 🙂

  59. To Anonymous…, you are worthless. All Dems are slaves to the Bloody tampon politicians because you are too stupid to learn.


    • So are you suggesting that you’re against the use of tampons now? If so, I would like to commend you for your support of radical feminism!

  60. Eric Johnson | July 4, 2019 at 9:30 am | Reply

    Green!?! You mean like that deal AOC loves. We can’t buckle America. Stay orange like our Dear Leader has made our streams and waterways and air and toenails and and lettuce and and and water and stuff

  61. Are you serious? Who the hell is going to eat bile colored cheetos?

  62. Hahahaha…some of you all take ‘fake news’ wayyyyyyy too serious! Boycots and nonsense lol…you guys keep America great 1 Cheeto at a time. 🤣😂🤣

    • Like when libtards boycott companies that support trump

      • Libtards! ROFLMAO Better to be a Libtard than a Repugnicant. At least WE have brains, common sense, compassion, ethics and morals. That’s WAY better than sawdust brains, ugliness, self-centered-ness, and hatred.

        • We’re also able to understand the meaning of the words “Satirical Blog”. But then Dolt45 did brag that he loves the uneducated. In actuality it’s not that they are so much uneducated as uneducable. I mean, somewhere along the way some poor benighted teacher must hav at least attempted to impart basic grammar, syntax, punctuation, and vocabulary skills, right? It’s just that you can only do so much with multigenerational inbred DNA. So sad. So terribly sad.

  63. It’s satire. That means it’s a joke. I guess Republicans simply cannot read.

  64. I want my mommy!

  65. A SATIRICAL BLOG !!!! It is satire!

  66. A SATIRICAL BLOG It is satire!

  67. This is a joke right?

  68. I officially am now boycotting your product. This is unpatriotic and pathetic.

    • Omg. You’re an idiot. You realize this is a joke right? And I’m sure you’re one of the idiots who voted 45 into office, then said “we have to support our leader”, but also never supported president obama when he was in office.

    • For one it’s satire, two how is it unpatriotic? It’s not like someone is trying to change the colors on the American flag. If a company wants to change the color of their product, that’s their right. You need to freaking relax a bit and take the joke for what it is.

  69. This is starting to get ridiculous

  70. Yetisrolling | July 4, 2019 at 4:18 am | Reply

    Ewwwww green? Why couldn’t they pick yellow or something not poopy looking

    • OK so context behind this is: Gatorade was involved. Besides, yellow is piss-looking and too close to the color orange, whereas purple is the opposite of orange. I highly recommend reading the full satire.

  71. This looks gross my whole school already talked about not ordering more cause just by the look it’s giving many kids upset stomachs

  72. Yay thats awesome ! Love green

    • Me too! Especially Sea Foam! 🙂 It’s too bad there’s too much plastic, stone, and ivory golf balls in our oceans. 🙁

  73. They could make them white as in white cheddar, but Frump would love that.

    • Actually I’m quite certain you’re referring to Pence, Mike. He’s much whiter than Drump, after all.

  74. How about changing trump from
    Free to inmate

  75. Oranges ARE green before they are ripe…

    • Uhhh… You do realize that you’re living in the Matrix right now, right? The spoon is not real. The orange is not real. The cheese is not real. Donald Trump isn’t real.

      • If this is the matrix, can we please exit now? I’ve really had more than enough, not sure I can make it to 1/20/2021.

  76. Oranges ARE green before they ripen…

  77. Kim Thompson | July 3, 2019 at 11:53 pm | Reply

    Donnie ruined the color of my favorite snack……I can’t eat green forking Cheetos knowing they’re supposed to look orange and taste like real cheddar powered cheese? This has got to be the stupidest thing ever. What next green oranges?

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