Frito-Lay Changes Color Of Cheetos To Avoid Association With Trump

The popular snack Cheetos will look different starting tomorrow after Frito-Lay decided to change the color from its traditional bright orange.

“Cheetos are now fluorescent green, though with the same great cheesy taste you know and love.”

The move is being made in response to consumers associating the product with President Trump.

“People who love cheetos suddenly reported feeling sick after eating them, and we finally realized it’s because they reminded them who the leader of the country was.”

Focus testing suggested the new look was a vast improvement, with the product now being associated with aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch instead of the current White House incumbent.

Orange growers will be closely watching Frito-Lay’s balance sheet, as they decide whether to genetically modify their product to be more purple.

Sadly, one victim of the Trump era appears to be the mushroom business, where sales have been steadily falling over the past year.

“People just can’t bring themselves to put a mushroom in their mouth anymore for some reason.”

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166 Comments on "Frito-Lay Changes Color Of Cheetos To Avoid Association With Trump"

  1. Enforcer Bluebell | September 19, 2019 at 9:15 pm | Reply

    How can this be satire? I just found some cheetos in the back of the pantry, and they were green. The little date on the side said January third, 1984, but those things expire early anyway. They didn’t taste the same though.

  2. WOW just WOW

  3. Wow, trumpers are easily conned, they will fall for anything and then spout their poutrage and indignation like the easy marks they are.

  4. I honestly will not support a company that won’t support our president, he may look cheesy but I’m sure he don’t taste like a cheeto.

  5. God all you people are fucking retarded this is a joke article you fucking morons if you can’t figure that out you must have voted for Trump I mean come on

  6. Cheese is yellowish wtf!! I will not eat that green crap!!!! I will boycott frito-lay. They are going to loose money on this one!!

  7. Dear Trump supporters, please don’t panic. The Cheeto trees don’t grow green Cheetos. Your orange Cheetos are safe.

  8. Never buying Frito lay again

  9. Trump: KING OF TRAITORS | August 2, 2019 at 4:56 pm | Reply

    So…the comments here are just further proof that Trump supporters are incapable of understanding even simple concepts like ironyy or satire. All of you are the results of inbreeding and will hopefully kill yourselves soon. Go fuck yourselves and your inbred mothers, fucking white trash dumpster fires.

    • Liberalarefingstupidbstards | August 2, 2019 at 5:21 pm | Reply

      Lol, spoken like a true, racist, hateful libtard with no self control.. Just like every mass shooter ever. I hope you don’t own guns you dumbfuck

      • Well said

      • I’m THS98′ survivor.

      • Trump is a fantastic president, yest the best we have had in a LONG time. Andnlikenone comment that was posted liberals are all about peace and shit, yet you all are the first ones to jump on and bash Everything….. Why can’t yall learn to keep your mouth shut and go on some where it’s because of people like you raising your kids to be idiots just like their Mommy and Daddy we are having school shootings and mass shootings. World would definitely be a better and safer place with out you in it bashing on everyone and everything. Notice I didn’t say go kill yourself, yet just simply asking you to stop your shit and think for once in your life. #AProudConservativeRepublican #GodBlessAmerica
        #MakeAmericaGreatAgainTrump

    • You’re what’s wrong with this world. Liberals preach tolerance and peace and they are the first to spew hate. I’ll pray for you.

      • rush keeps telling you that ..but liberals are the least tolerant ideology out there..because we are not tolerant is why we gave you all the rights and freedoms you enjoy today ..from freeing the slaves to voter rights and clean air,clean water and everything in between.. thank a liberal

    • LOL!!!

  10. Lol. The people who are up in arms make me weep for my country.

    PLEASE tell me we aren’t really this stupid…

  11. Orange is the new Black 😉

  12. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid trump supporters really are

  13. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE, UNTRUE AND FAKE NEWS – I KNOW FOR A FACT AS MY JOB DEPENDS ON CHEETOS

  14. What is your problem??…..no more Frito lay in our house…I and 30 other people have planned a….FLUSH FRITO LAY..DOWN THE TOILET get together and make an oath to never buy any Frito lay products. Give them all to the pansy gays!!!

  15. Alas, RIP Mad magazine.
    News of a new hue for Cheetos is the kind of thing the “usual gang of idiots” excelled at. Mort Drucker drawings of “aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch” — would be a nice break from the omnivorous omnipresence of 24/7 Trump-All-the-Time.
    They’d have to be careful about the news of our Trump era decline in mushroom sales.
    “People just can’t bring themselves to put a 🍄 in their mouths anymore for some reason.”

  16. Alas, RIP Mad magazine.
    News of a new hue for Cheetos is the kind of thing the “usual gang of idiots” excelled at. Mort Drucker drawings of “aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch” — would be a nice break from the omnivorous omnipresence of 24/7 Trump-All-the-Time.
    They’d have to be careful about the news of our Trump era decline in mushroom sales.
    “People just can’t bring themselves to put a 🍄 in their mouths anymore for some reason.”

  17. Bunny Vandermolen | July 5, 2019 at 11:30 am | Reply

    Telling a person who is not bright enough to recognize satire “this is satire” doesn’t help them understand. You have to consider your audience and explain things in ways they can comprehend. For example:
    Listen up folks. I’m with you, this article made me angry… Almost as angry as I get when a woman gets to have control over her own body. But I did some research and found out that it’s not true. Cheetohs are not changing colors. We can all sleep soundly tonight knowing that we can still get our orange Cheetohs right there in the same store we buy our guns! God bless America… Well God bless the rich… Everyone else is on their own

  18. Reminds me of Hillary Clinton…Green with envy. #notmypresident #MakeAmericaGteatAgain

  19. Cheetos should stay orange. No product should change due to a political reason! Cheetos being orange is indicative of the main flavor of Cheetos. People today have gotten ‘soft’! Not liking someone in the political arena is their choice. Expecting EVERYBODY to make a change still alienates some people! So, make your change and anybody who doesn’t like is still your customer. Seems like suicide to the product being changed to me!

  20. Pathetic

  21. Gay Anonymous | July 5, 2019 at 1:33 am | Reply

    Omg, you guys are totally right! I love my aliens- I mean Extra-Terrestrial gay allies just as much as I do my fellow American citizen! And don’t you worry about those little mushrooms that the little orange man carries: they may have been laying in some random stranger’s cuchi, but I like to bite down on them hard, regardless of whether they are gay or straight! 😉

  22. green cheeto

  23. This has got to be a joke! I don’t think about anyone when I eat Cheetos! If they were ignorant enough to change the color from orange, they would lose a customer.

    • You deduced correctly, even though you did not guess it was satire!

      • CrazyCatLady | July 13, 2019 at 6:37 pm | Reply

        I am disappointed that this is not true, even though i knew it was just satire, i st cant help being disappointed.
        Looks like it really has triggered the morons though, which has cheered me up no end hahhahaha

  24. Seriously, all one has to do is put out satire of their Cheeto and they get all bent out of shape, not realizing that it’s satirical, then bring gays into the whole mix?!
    Wow! Guess they really ARE idiotic.

    • Heh. “bent out of shape”. That’s a good one! 😂 I think they forgot to tell their wives someone-I mean, something. 😉

  25. I love this, however, I am worried about the critical thinking skills of our citizens, especially our youth. Free birth control for all Republicans.

  26. This is sad that people don’t recognize satire and snark. What are we going to do now that Mad magazine is going out of business?

  27. Liberty Protector | July 4, 2019 at 1:59 pm | Reply

    These comments by thumb-sucking trump supporters are hilarious! Do you lay down on the floor and kick and scream when you don’t get your way. Reading your immature moronic comments were so funny considering this is a satire site 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No wonder our country is a joke to the world when you have idiots like this, who apparently have no strategic or critical thinking skills voting. Go back and blow up your trailers while cooking up your meth stupid rednecks. 😂😂😂😂

  28. Michael Haupt | July 4, 2019 at 1:45 pm | Reply

    You guys are a swing state? I guess that’s a euphemism for being easily duped.

    • Oh? Are you implying that you bleat like a sheep at whatever commands you are given by your superiors and those above you? I guess that’s a euphemism for being easily duped.

  29. Ginny Fisher | July 4, 2019 at 1:30 pm | Reply

    Funny how his followers don’t know a joke when they see it, even when the page advertises itself as satire…this Elizabeth, PA native salutes you!

  30. Folks, Lighten Up.
    Old fashioned as it seems this is humorous. Laugh Live and Love.

  31. I love cheetos and I love our USA, don’t mess either of them up. Is nothing sacred anymore? That’s how the demorats roll, if their agenda backfires on them they start screaming that they were only joking.

    • OOoooooo, touchy, touchy, touchy!

      (“Demorats” agenda… when are *you* guys going to get over her already?)

    • Umm…have you ever heard of satire? Perhaps you should work on your critical thinking (and reading) skills.

    • “Waaaaaaaaaaah” -you

    • Karen's Nathan bff | July 4, 2019 at 5:08 pm | Reply

      You mean democrats? Or demorats… hehe

    • Another dumbass trumptard that believes everything they read on the internet, even when it’s satire.

    • CrazyCatLady | July 13, 2019 at 6:41 pm | Reply

      too late Mr Trump is already messing it up!!!!! hahahahahahaha
      You do realise that the joke has gone right over the top of your head and then you commented…..oh dear, now everyone know you are a moron! hhahahahaha

    • are you really so fatuous you do not realize this is satire??…wow .. EVERY trumper keeps thinking this is a real story..really explains a lot in a nut shell

  32. This should help:
    sat·ire
    /ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
    noun
    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
    synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; irony, sarcasm

    • No, that won’t help at all. To many multi syllable words in the definition. Even the few Dolt45 supporters who CAN read don’t understand words like irony or context.

      Nice try though

  33. #orangeisstillmyfavoritecolrdespiteassholesspraytan | July 4, 2019 at 12:41 pm | Reply

    I can see the headline now Chester Cheetah sues Donald tRump for damages and tradmark infringement..😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  34. TargetDriver | July 4, 2019 at 12:02 pm | Reply

    Brilliant! So, now, what about the citrus problem?

  35. My favorite part is the amount of people who think this is real.

  36. Lisa Rodriguez | July 4, 2019 at 11:41 am | Reply

    2020 TRUMP !!!!! That’s great so frito lay just lost 6 customers!!!

  37. Christina lopes | July 4, 2019 at 11:19 am | Reply

    Next they will make them black

  38. LOL…this cannot be real! 🤦‍♂️

  39. Make them rainbow so they can be like today’s glorified pedophiles

    • I know you’re not implying that being that gay people are somehow associated with pedophilia. You’re an ignorant, homophobic, uneducated piece of human garbage! 🤬

    • Stop it! Gay is not pedophelia. Look at all the straight males arrested for it.

    • Hmmm, whenever I see comments like this, I just KNOW the REAL sexual orientation of the commenter. It’s too bad people like that feel so guilty that they have to hide in their little closets and insult others of that orientation to convince themselves that they are really straight.

      • Right?? There’s a reason several popes have, in the past, been arrested on pedophilia charges! It’s because they were priests, and therefore had to leave their self-proclaimed chastity in the closet.

      • Not the case with me Ma’am, it’s just that the sexual anatomy is in place for a reason. Various creatures with such anatomy as ours are SUPPOSED to use them for reproduction, that is it. But there’s only two differing bodies for a reason, as a species it’s our duty to reproduce.

  40. Panties in a bunch? You mean their bloody tampon panties in a bunch. Can’t take a joke. The desperation is real. It’s snowing to them and they can’t make their snowflakes stop. NEWSFLASH: snowflake manufacturers are changing snowflake colors to orange. It fits.

    • Well, isn’t this the epitome of *iron*y, pun intended? I’ll have you know that this “orange snowflake” crap is fake news! You are literally ignoring science, in the face of why tampons, and not panties, are important to hygienic health and radical feminism.

  41. To every person that’s getting their panties in a bunch over this article, THIS IS A SATIRICAL BLOG! They write fake stories to make us laugh! Now I’m laughing at everyone here who took this SO seriously! Do us all a favor – don’t vote, and don’t reproduce!! LMAO!

    • I’m pretty concerned that some thought this article was real!

    • Whelp, it’s a good thing I’m gay then. At least now, I can safely say that I personally enjoy having my panties in a bunch. That shit turns me on! 🙂

  42. To Anonymous…, you are worthless. All Dems are slaves to the Bloody tampon politicians because you are too stupid to learn.

    I

    • So are you suggesting that you’re against the use of tampons now? If so, I would like to commend you for your support of radical feminism!

  43. Eric Johnson | July 4, 2019 at 9:30 am | Reply

    Green!?! You mean like that deal AOC loves. We can’t buckle America. Stay orange like our Dear Leader has made our streams and waterways and air and toenails and and lettuce and and and water and stuff

  44. Are you serious? Who the hell is going to eat bile colored cheetos?

  45. Hahahaha…some of you all take ‘fake news’ wayyyyyyy too serious! Boycots and nonsense lol…you guys keep America great 1 Cheeto at a time. 🤣😂🤣

    • Like when libtards boycott companies that support trump

      • Libtards! ROFLMAO Better to be a Libtard than a Repugnicant. At least WE have brains, common sense, compassion, ethics and morals. That’s WAY better than sawdust brains, ugliness, self-centered-ness, and hatred.

        • We’re also able to understand the meaning of the words “Satirical Blog”. But then Dolt45 did brag that he loves the uneducated. In actuality it’s not that they are so much uneducated as uneducable. I mean, somewhere along the way some poor benighted teacher must hav at least attempted to impart basic grammar, syntax, punctuation, and vocabulary skills, right? It’s just that you can only do so much with multigenerational inbred DNA. So sad. So terribly sad.

  46. It’s satire. That means it’s a joke. I guess Republicans simply cannot read.

  47. I want my mommy!

  48. A SATIRICAL BLOG !!!! It is satire!

  49. A SATIRICAL BLOG It is satire!

  50. This is a joke right?

  51. I officially am now boycotting your product. This is unpatriotic and pathetic.

    • Omg. You’re an idiot. You realize this is a joke right? And I’m sure you’re one of the idiots who voted 45 into office, then said “we have to support our leader”, but also never supported president obama when he was in office.

    • For one it’s satire, two how is it unpatriotic? It’s not like someone is trying to change the colors on the American flag. If a company wants to change the color of their product, that’s their right. You need to freaking relax a bit and take the joke for what it is.

  52. This is starting to get ridiculous

  53. Yetisrolling | July 4, 2019 at 4:18 am | Reply

    Ewwwww green? Why couldn’t they pick yellow or something not poopy looking

    • OK so context behind this is: Gatorade was involved. Besides, yellow is piss-looking and too close to the color orange, whereas purple is the opposite of orange. I highly recommend reading the full satire.

  54. This looks gross my whole school already talked about not ordering more cause just by the look it’s giving many kids upset stomachs

  55. Yay thats awesome ! Love green

    • Me too! Especially Sea Foam! 🙂 It’s too bad there’s too much plastic, stone, and ivory golf balls in our oceans. 🙁

  56. They could make them white as in white cheddar, but Frump would love that.

    • Actually I’m quite certain you’re referring to Pence, Mike. He’s much whiter than Drump, after all.

  57. How about changing trump from
    Free to inmate

  58. Oranges ARE green before they are ripe…

    • Uhhh… You do realize that you’re living in the Matrix right now, right? The spoon is not real. The orange is not real. The cheese is not real. Donald Trump isn’t real.

      • If this is the matrix, can we please exit now? I’ve really had more than enough, not sure I can make it to 1/20/2021.

  59. Oranges ARE green before they ripen…

  60. Kim Thompson | July 3, 2019 at 11:53 pm | Reply

    Donnie ruined the color of my favorite snack……I can’t eat green forking Cheetos knowing they’re supposed to look orange and taste like real cheddar powered cheese? This has got to be the stupidest thing ever. What next green oranges?

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