Frito-Lay Food Scientist Has ‘Mother Of All Eureka Moments’ Regarding Doritos And Legalized Marijuana

The research and development division at the company that makes Doritos is buzzing after one of their resident food scientists had what is being described at the ‘mother of all Eureka moments’ during a discussion about the impending legalization of marijuana.

“Why don’t we bake the pot… INTO THE CHIPS!”

All other work reportedly stopped at the Frito-Lay campus as the enormous implications sunk in.

“The stoner circle has been completed.”

Through the company has known for a time that it’s profits owe a lot to THC, no-one had previously thought to merge the two in a single product.

“This is like Edison’s light bulb and the Wright Brothers’ first flight all rolled into one!”

Though the monumental breakthrough happened over a week ago, no further progress has been reported yet.

“They said they’ll get around to it eventually.”

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