As the White House tries to get President Trump’s election year rallies back on track, details were released today of an exciting new component that will be part of them going forward.

“We are pleased to reveal the In Memoriam part of the program where President Trump will remember those who contracted COVID-19 at the last rally and subsequently died.”

Much like The Oscars, there will be an audio-visual presentation playing tribute to those no longer with us.

“They may not be able to attend in person anymore, but they will be with us in spirit.”

However organizers says they cannot promise everyone will be included by name, with only high-profile supporters of the President guaranteed to be specifically mentioned.

“Obviously we will be honoring the late great Hermam Cain at the next rally, but we cannot have the In Memoriam section taking up the entire program as the rallies continue.”

HELP KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!