President Trump’s allegation that Barack Obama placed a wiretap to spy on him in Trump Tower during the electron campaign is being viewed with suspicion by a skeptical public.

Further confirmation of that arrived today, with the release of a Gallup poll that finds conclusively that Donald Trump is considered the least tapable thing in Trump Tower.

The survey, which has a 2% margin of error, placed Trump dead last when it comes to who people think could or should be tapped in the Manhattan skyscraper.

Conversely, First Lady Melania Trump scored well, as did Trump’s furniture and the contents of the refrigerator.

“Anyone or anything but Donald Trump seems to be the message.”

Even former President Obama weighed in on the survey, after reminding everyone that he has never had any interest in tapping anyone in Trump Tower.

“But if you force me to consider it hypothetically, I can tell you I’d be tapping the doorman before I’d be tapping Donald Trump.”