HBO has announced that season eight of Game Of Thrones will its last, but fans will be happy to learn that salvation has presented itself in the form of two of San Fernando Valley’s biggest porn houses.

Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures have committed to jointly continue the series beyond the eight season for at least two more. Though this is a major investment unlike one they have ever undertaken before, they say Game Of Thrones is a perfect match.

“Normally adapting a conventional show to suit our traditional market requires considerable intellectual investment on the writing side to figure out how to realistically incorporate penetrative intercourse every two minutes. But with Games of Thrones it all comes naturally.”

Fans of the current incarnation of the show are assured the new production will stay faithful to the original vision, with the original cast invited to continue.

“We’ll be happy to provide stunt pornstars for the action sequences as needed, though actors of this caliber tend to prefer to do all their own work on screen – which is also fine by us.”