Giuliani Vows To Overturn Positive COVID Test In Court “I have affidavits!”

Following the revelation by President Trump that Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for COVID-19, the former mayor of New York City is refusing to concede to the pandemic virus and has vowed to overturn the medical finding in the courts.

“This is a fraudulent respiratory infection that’s sent me to hospital, which I will prove through the judicial process.”

Despite a positive RT-PCR test that detected the presence of genetic material specific to the SARS-CoV-2 virus, Giuliani insists the weight of evidence he has uncovered – which he says is being ignored by the ‘lamestream’ media – proves he doesn’t even have a little bit of COVID-19.

“I have affidavits of hundreds of people who swear they can’t smell any COVID on me – just farts.”

Giuliani plans to hold a press conference at a local autobody shop parking lot to present his evidence directly to the people just as soon as he is out of the ICU.

“This is nothing but a criminal conspiracy concocted by positive-sense single-stranded genomes in cahoots with Hunter Biden!”

1 Comment on "Giuliani Vows To Overturn Positive COVID Test In Court “I have affidavits!”"

  1. Виктория | December 7, 2020 at 10:56 am | Reply

    Poll watchers have always been in the room where votes were being counted and were never denied access, but they were asked to stand a distance away from the ballot counting machines because of the coronavirus.

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