Following the revelation by President Trump that Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for COVID-19, the former mayor of New York City is refusing to concede to the pandemic virus and has vowed to overturn the medical finding in the courts.
“This is a fraudulent respiratory infection that’s sent me to hospital, which I will prove through the judicial process.”
Despite a positive RT-PCR test that detected the presence of genetic material specific to the SARS-CoV-2 virus, Giuliani insists the weight of evidence he has uncovered – which he says is being ignored by the ‘lamestream’ media – proves he doesn’t even have a little bit of COVID-19.
“I have affidavits of hundreds of people who swear they can’t smell any COVID on me – just farts.”
Giuliani plans to hold a press conference at a local autobody shop parking lot to present his evidence directly to the people just as soon as he is out of the ICU.
“This is nothing but a criminal conspiracy concocted by positive-sense single-stranded genomes in cahoots with Hunter Biden!”
Poll watchers have always been in the room where votes were being counted and were never denied access, but they were asked to stand a distance away from the ballot counting machines because of the coronavirus.