The feud between President Trump and the Goodyear company was ratcheted up another notch today, as the tire manufacturer responded to Trump’s call for a boycott over its internal policies on the wearing of political garb.
“Our famous fleet of airships will henceforth be known as the Goodyear Baby Trump Blimp Force.”
As a leading operator of dirigibles, Goodyear says it intends to deploy mocking Baby Trump Blimps above stadiums and elsewhere across the country right up to election day.
“Nobody tells Goodyear what to do, not even the White House.”
The company says people should not expect to see the blimps just yet, as they need to be redone in the right colors and retrofitted to include a giant nappy and mock safety pin.
“We also need to overfill them to bursting point so they look right.”
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