Faced with President Trump’s forceful assertion that he doesn’t know fixer Lev Parnas, Democrats admitted today were forced to use all their intellectual might to refute his robust denial.

“We had to type ‘Parnas Trump’ into Google.”

The results they found prompted new questions about the strange relationship between Parnas and Donald Trump.

“You start to wonder – are there any photographs or videos in existance that show President Trump not in the company of Lev Parnas?”

This has prompted speculation that Les Parnas might be a conjoined twin of the President.

“It certainly appears that they are never – or maybe cannot be – apart.”

Medical experts speculate that it might be possible to surgically seperate them if desired.

“It all depends on how many critical organs they share.”

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