GOP Accuses Democrats Of Blocking Aid For Struggling CEOs

Leading Congressional Republicans derided their Democratic counterparts today for delaying much needed additional aid they had put together in close consultation with the White House.

“This is not a time for scrutiny.”

Mitch McConnell did not hold back in lambasting Democrats for questioning additional funding for big business and asking for more to be done for healthcare institutions and local government. The Senate Majority leader said CEOs will suffer as a result.

“These are our friends, our neighbors, and our donors who look to us in their time of need.”

He then shamed ringleaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer with horror stories of the deprivation he said they are directly responsible for.

“Without this aid they may only make billions in 2020, instead of the billions and billions they need to survive.”

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5 Comments on "GOP Accuses Democrats Of Blocking Aid For Struggling CEOs"

  1. Help CEO’S? NOT NO BUT HELL NO!!

  2. Oh poor CEO who has millions and billions I’m so sorry for your struggle. I’ll trade you can come to my house and wait 4 weeks for an unemployment check half the size of a real check

  3. If the republican party would start caring for the rest of the country like they do for the rich,we would all have a great country.

  4. NO MORE FREE HANDOUTS FOR THE RICH.CEO’s make more then enough annually. Maybe its time to cut THEIR salaries. Its time these lowlives learn a lessin. Their master trump caused the problems the country is facing. SHAME on Mitch McConnell for saying ehat he said. I hope voters in Kentucky remember this when his re election comes around again. GET HIM OUT

  5. Darlene Barrett | April 9, 2020 at 11:24 pm | Reply

    GOP accuses Democrates of blocking aid for “RICH” struggling CEOs, while the president threatens to end funding for state test sites while Covid is still affecting & killing the American people he is suppose to serve. We don’t work for him, he works for us and it’s his job to make sure everyone fairs well not just the rich, besides they can write off their losses while us poor folks struggle to pay our bills and EAT

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