Leading Congressional Republicans derided their Democratic counterparts today for delaying much needed additional aid they had put together in close consultation with the White House.
“This is not a time for scrutiny.”
Mitch McConnell did not hold back in lambasting Democrats for questioning additional funding for big business and asking for more to be done for healthcare institutions and local government. The Senate Majority leader said CEOs will suffer as a result.
“These are our friends, our neighbors, and our donors who look to us in their time of need.”
He then shamed ringleaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer with horror stories of the deprivation he said they are directly responsible for.
“Without this aid they may only make billions in 2020, instead of the billions and billions they need to survive.”
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