Appearing at the Impeachment Hearings today, Gordon Sondland said he has requested the largest bus available to be brought to Congress as part of his testimony.

“It had better be big as it needs to accomodate a very large man being thrown right underneath it.”

Sondland emphasized that when he meant big he meant really big, and not just some Peter Pan coach.

“Ideally it should be as big as a football field – maybe NASA has something suitable?”

He also asked for a large industrial crane to be on hand to lift one end of the bus high into the air.

“Do not underestimate how completely I intend to throw a certain someone under the bus during my testimony. We’re doing this.”