Though he normally loathes to comment on work activities, the Grim Reaper admitted today to a local radio station that scything David Koch recently was ‘pretty sweet’ as the job goes.
“When I cast the pall of darkness over a black lung victim in West Virginia with no health insurance I must admit it takes it out of me. Fortunately there are always days like this to look forward to!”
The collector of final accounts says the best part is the shock on their faces when they realize that they can’t buy their way out of it.
“These people had things their own way their whole lives. But your billions aren’t any use once I’m in the house!”
Asked what his all time favorite is he says it has to be the religious right.
“Probably when I get to call time on ‘pastors’ who say gays deserved AIDS – especially when I get to tell them I’m taking them downstairs not up!”
He hopes people who don’t care for him recognize there is one way he can bring joy to the masses.
“They say the only things that are certain are death and taxes. Unless your super rich in which case it’s at least death thanks to me!”
It’s “you’re rich” Mr. GR!!! LOL!!!
Any word from Death about the brother. When can we look forward to the other P.O.S. taking the trip downstairs?