Grim Reaper Admits Scything Rush Limbaugh Was ‘Pretty Sweet’

Though he normally loathes to comment on work activities, the Grim Reaper admitted today to a local radio station that scything Rush Limbaugh recently was ‘pretty sweet’ compared to how the job usually goes.

“When I cast the pall of darkness over a black lung victim in West Virginia with no health insurance I must admit it takes it out of me. Fortunately there are always days like this to look forward to!”

The collector of final accounts says the best part is the shock on their faces when entitled right-wing millionaires and billionaires realize that they can’t buy or bully their way out of it.

“These people had things their own way their whole lives, usually at the expense of others. But your wealth and influence aren’t any use once I’m in the house!”

Asked what his all time favorite is he says it has to be the religious right.

“Probably when I get to call time on ‘pastors’ who say gays deserved AIDS – especially when I get to tell them I’m taking them downstairs not up!”

He hopes people who don’t care for him recognize there is one way he can bring joy to the masses.

“They say the only things that are certain are death and taxes. Unless you are one of the 1% in which case it’s at least death thanks to me!”

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  5. Timothy ODonnell | April 28, 2021 at 5:11 pm | Reply

    Sooo wunnerful Rush was a bloated squid of a human. But even the deep sea couldn’t stand him so they vomited him up to the land. Now he’s mulch. Prolly only poisonous weeds will grow from that. Good riddance to the sea scum.

  6. Classless piece of shit hidden behind a pen. Your division of this country is what is going to be your downfall. People will line up to piss on your grave.

  7. Horrible piece. You need professional help

  8. The man was a piece of shit lying oppertonist.

  9. Hmmmm 🤔 sounds about right to me

  10. You should be found and helped to the Grim Reaper for writing this stupid insensitive article. You call yourself a journalist. More like just an Ass with no writing skills at all. You wasted your college money pal. You’d be better iff digging ditches. You just might someday.

  11. I hope no one post this about you when you are DOA.

  12. U need help! U r a sick puppy

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