Groundhog Day Canceled After Punxsutawney Phil Relocates To Arizona

Phil relaxing in his new desert environs.

Fans of Groundhog Day are set to be disappointed this year, as the event had to be called off due to Punxsutawney Phil abruptly relocating to Arizona.

“He saw the Polar Vortex was coming and hopped on the first Southwest flight out of here.”

Chances of Phil returning are said to be slim, as he has already landed a gig predicting the weather in the Grand Canyon State.

“He loves it because he always predicts warm and dry and is right every time.”

Asked by phone if he could give a prediction, Phil said he couldn’t even remember whether he is supposed to see his shadow or not.

“You forget quickly.”

2 Comments on "Groundhog Day Canceled After Punxsutawney Phil Relocates To Arizona"

  1. My Birthday 2/6 it usually snows.I want to wish my Boyfriend Mike Fenwick a Happy Birthday in Heaven today.Send me a sign from up theređź’—

  2. Oh no!! I’m a Groundhog day baby! Whats going to happen to my birthday!!

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