Guy At Nancy Pelosi’s Desk Revealed To Be Teenage African-American BLM Activist Called Shanice In Disguise

The theory being promoted by Trump supporters that ANTIFA and BLM were actually behind the storming of the Capitol on January 6th was bolstered today with word that the guy seated at Nancy Pelosi’s desk is not who he appears to be.

“Further inspection reveals he’s actually a 5’2″ 112 lbs African American woman aged 19 from the DC area.”

The news that Richard Barnett – seemingly an unpleasant middle-aged white male from Arkansas – was actually a female activist in the Black Lives Matter movement quickly had former President Trump’s critics eating their hats.

“What’s amazing is that he appears to be an unhinged white southern male right down to the molecular level, yet he obviously must be a BLM activist because they caused all the trouble on January 6th.”

Democrats said the ability of ANTIFA and the Black Lives Matter movement to impersonate a gang of violent white supremacists trying to stop the peaceful transfer of power is one of the most impressive feats they’ve seen.

“This is even better than that Muslim extremist travelling back in time so he could grow up in North Carolina as a Christian neo-nazi called Dylann and shoot a bunch of churchgoers just to stir up animosity towards white folk.”

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1 Comment on "Guy At Nancy Pelosi’s Desk Revealed To Be Teenage African-American BLM Activist Called Shanice In Disguise"

  1. Is that Pelosi’s flag or is it his own that he used to wipe off his G.I Joe boots before putting them on the desk? Gotta respect the desk and the office.

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